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I think for last-minute goals, you should be able to remove shirts and dive into the crowd. Obligatory bookings of course. Be funny as well if you could write messages on the undershirts/vests.

Yeah I could do with some more celebrations. I usually do the cartwheel because it's about the only one I know how to do.

Didn't I tell you to call me Ernie? Or Big Ern?

Clearly it was tongue-in-cheek, honestly I never really liked Goldberg.

Well we played teams with 9 and 10 guys in, and lost 4-2 and 8-1 when I was on. Fuck knows what happened after that.

After that last match with me, Original and Red, when one of us disconnected, I got a message off one of their players, calling me a dumb twat. I replied today, telling him to die of cancer, and then he sends me two back, the first saying 'wtf?' and the second, 20 mins later, saying 'I have...

To pit Chad against Burkina Faso has long been a wish of mine.

I might be on within the next half hour.

Yeah that miss was during the 11-0 match, so fortunately it didn't matter. Jonno I wouldn't object. Though that 2-4-4 formation might be increasingly necessary.

Phat the one-two with the bar was why I messaged you at half-time saying 'Great Defending', it was rather tongue in cheek.

Just tell me you guys beat those Scouse cunts? It was 2-1 when I left. And I think a general rule should be no over the top chipped through balls during the rain.

We seem to be playing well again at the minute, especially that 11-0. I don't know why I DC'd in that last game, I think my connection was playing up last night.

I'll be on about 11:30.

You're right Jonno, but I think, to be fair, the whole team didn't really play well during those games. Plus the opposition played some good quick passing football, which I usually struggle with. As I said, I'm okay on ANY when I have at least 6 or 7 members of the team to control, but when it's...

Alright the hour nears. Everyone try and get on FIFA. We'll push it with all of us but if they're fags and insist on four we may have to draw straws.

Yes, you can do it once your in the match room, so long as they're online and free.

They might quit if there's more than 4 of us. So we may well have to pick and choose. Of course I have to be in the team since it was my honour they affronted. Aside from that I don't know, but I feel my fellow arse minion should wade into battle with me.

So just to clarify what went on last night. We draw 2-2 with some team - I don't remember who - and I think it was just me, Phat, and Dragonfly, though I could be wrong. Then I get a message from someone called badboys121, saying '4-2-2-2, what kind of a formation is that, you stupid fucking...

Anyone on now? I should be in about 10 minutes.

Original I would say sometimes you could get the ball across a little earlier (a left foot cross with your player would probably be just as effective), or perhaps try not to take people on when you have options. Just an observation, as I feel we play better with a quick game. You can tell me to...