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Sweey stop being shit. Aside for the throw, highlight of the night for me has to be Fab's (?) lob, which had three of us chasing it in, only for it to hit the bar and elude all of us.

A giant throw between the penalty area and the line is better IMO than a corner or free kick. Further out it's difficult to score, because the keeper usually collects. But here it is deadly, if you can drop it just under the bar. Neo's goal last night will hopefully be the first of many.

I'm at 50% at the minute. Any idea on the secret accomplishments?

My greatest feat in life was achieved the other day, when I scored pretty much direct from a giant throw - ok, the keeper got a slight touch, but it was credited to me. And I unlocked the achievement for scoring from 30 yards during a match, which was odd. Which suggests you could probably score...

By forwards I meant strikers, we need at least one link up man. You make a good point about strength. My player should not be getting beaten in the air and shoved off the ball by players half his size.

God we were shit last night. I've come to several conclusions: 1) If there's only three of us on, NEVER have two people play forwards, you can't keep the ball. 2) Phats is the best weapon we have, as he is the only member of our team with any real pace. 3) By fuck do we get no luck. We hit...

I won't be on later, but I'll be on from about 7:45 until 9, so make sure some of you cunts are on.

Siddy is it now?

15-0. And I missed a penalty at the end. I think they gave up after 5 mind. I love how when we had the rematch you could hear them saying 'Oh no not them again'.

We were sixth in the British Isles league last night. We should really be proud of this lads, not sure if the scale of our achievement has been set in. Top spot awaits.

Ah so you're the cunt with the stupid name Dragonfly.

McCrevasse is left midfield. And believe me, he'd win any fight with a teammate. Nay, he'd take the whole team at once. I've got a game face - used a photo of my grandad. And before anyone asks, no, his eye doesn't really look like that. I'm coming on now, I demand you're all on there.

I notice there seems to be more lag whenever we play big teams, 8 people or more.

He might, but I still can't.

Anyone on? I'm coming on for a couple of games now.

It's alright lads, I now have giant throw. I cannot tell you how I have waited for this day. When I get one, make sure everyone gets in the box because we're doing it fat cunt Stoke style from here on in.

Sorry about my defending. Told you I can't do back four on my own, I need someone back with me.

The servers were playing havoc with me today, only finished one game. LMK lads if you won that last one.

When I'm at the back I tend to just get rid of it, you can't take risks, especially online.

I'll be on at about 4.