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Well its not going to be perfect - the fiery swords and mages put paid to that - but for what it is it looks like great fun, and that's all I ask for.

New trailer: http://www.middleearthcenter.com/lotrc/new-conquest-trailer-screenshots-release-date/ Unfortunately the release date is now 13th January 2009, possibly 9th in Europe. Can't wait though. But there's a worrying lack of Boromir in this footage.

I tried the insurance fraud missions the other day, and almost died of laughter watching my gang being sent 100 yards down the freeway.

Try doing it during the Fuzz missions. And I tried flying a one-winged plane the other day, lets just say it ended in tragedy.

You'd probably have to get on the bridge and follow the track along.

Yes you can derail them, the carriages all break off and, if its over a town, they fall onto the street, causing much carnage. Its little things like this that make it far more fun than GTA. Satchels are a great idea. I was also thinking about parking a big gas tanker on the tracks, that ought...

Last night I was driving on that bridge with the train track running through it, trying to force the train off the tracks. In the end I couldn't and my truck set on fire. It blew up just as the last carriage passed, forcing the rear and middle carriages to veer off onto each side of the road...

The Fuzz missions are probably the funniest thing I've played in ages - Hooker Revolt, Pirates vs. Ninjas, all round great stuff. Plus coming across the Pyramid by accident was good shit.

The 80s station is class, and there's a couple of other good tunes littered around. Definitely better than GTA4, but not a patch on Vice City and San Andreas. Jumped to my death off the mountain today - not as big as Chiliad but a mountain is always welcome. Plus this game even has a Parthenon...

I've got this huge fat old cunt with a cockney accent, balding with a large grey beard, and he looks like a right sick cunt.

Played this game some more. Honestly its fucking brilliant. IMO, at least as good as GTA 4. Alright, it doesn't have the graphics and the engine, but the humour and features more than make up for it. Killing bums and destroying their shanty towns in underground caverns? Gang members, who, if...

Whilst not quite as good as GTA technically, this is probably the funnest game I've played in yonks. Its very enjoyable. A great alternative and I'd highly recommend it, haven't laughed this much in a long while.

Installing this cuntripper as we speak....better be good.

That frankly sold it for me Cookie mate, I was almost up at my chair, hand on chest, dick in the other hand. The next game needs full anthems, and the option for your fans to boo them.

Shit I just discovered that they play the last few bars of the home teams national anthem when you play an international game. I know its gimmicky but I found it fucking brilliant.

I'll join but I'm not putting my e-mail on this thread. I'll PM it to whoever needs it. PSN ID: BarnDoor1 Team: Hull City

I really pissed off some guy last night. He was Marseille and I was Birmingham. He went 3-1 up on 79 minutes, but I got two in the last 10 minutes to take it to extra time. But he quit before it could start. He knew.

I always play as Championship or League 1 teams online, its far more fun and you have a ready made excuse if you lose.

I think Gray's a fat cunt but for some reason, along with Alan Hansen, he's the only pundit whose opinion you want to hear. And him and Gray always give you the big game, Sky feel.

If the commentary in FIFA bugs you, God knows what you think of PES. I really like Tyler and Gray, I don't often hear repeats and there's nothing that really grates. It would be amazing for the next FIFA if they had Tyler and Gray plus another team to provide variation - maybe Ian Darke or Rob...