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Fuck if its any kop, you're getting it anyway.

To be honest here's mine: 1) Planes 2) Parachutes 3) Attachable loads for trucks 4) Gimmicks for vehicles (fork lifts, dumpers, car transporters, etc.) 5) Allow you to hang onto moving vehicles for longer 6) Few more projectile weapons, like a minigun and flamethrower, and lots more...

Next time you do this I'm joining, so long as we play as shit teams. I hate the lag, but it should be good for a laugh.

Look cities will not be downloadable content, anyone who thinks that is frankly stupid. Rockstar spend time and resources making a huge new city. Why release it as downloadable content when they can release it as a proper game and people will pay full price for it?

No, RPGs are shit and boring. This is where its at. Fick I was talking about this game by the way, when it comes out, not today.

Fuck you Fick. Get it on the PS3 at least so I can cast you back to the shadow you foul nonce.

I thought TTT and ROTK were okay but The Third Age was wank while The Battle for Middle Earth games weren't as good as the Total War games and thus failed. But this is the game that LOTR is perfectly suited for.

I have faith because the Battlefront games were good and simply because it sounds and looks so great, I don't see how it can go wrong.

Basically everything.

Yes I'm not quite sure why Herugrim (oh yes, true faggotdom there) is glowing, but I can't say I give two shits. There probably will be power ups and special attacks, but that's a given, and I can happily overlook that. Also more pics here: http://pandemicstudios.com/conquest/

Plus more from IGN:

Seriously....SERIOUSLY...I can't put it into words.......just fucking read the interview with the designer. This is the game I've wanked for since seeing the films, its the game I've craved. You can take part in all the major battles, book and film. Play as whoever you want. Fucking alternative...

Wow that didn't work at all. Thanks for spoiling the whole game you bloodrag. Anyway you'll have another to do for him, and then you'll meet him once more I believe.

You encountered that crazy paranoid guy who suspects his wife is cheating? The final mission with him is some funny shit - at first I thought it wasn't scripted and laughed my head off, but then I realized it was when I restarted the game and tried it again. I won't spoil it though.

Mmm maybe I was too quick to pull the trigger.

You can decide whether or not to kill Clarence? I just put a bullet in his head, I had no idea. Of course, it wouldn't have made a difference, but I'd like to have been given the choice.

Packie's "Come on, lets bury this bastard" was a tremendous line.

Anyone noticed a train crash yet? I didn't think it was possible but on one of the bridges between Algonquin and Kings today I noticed two trains had hit each other and derailed. I haven't heard of this happening. If they could derail above the streets, just imagine the carnage......

I'm just a little after you mate, I just met up with that batty from Serbia.

Aye it would be mate. Kingstanding first I'd wager, but Lozells and Alum Rock would be vying for second place. I'd take the bastard axe to them if they let me.