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As I said I'll probably be on between 11 and 1, so we'll have to try and get a big cock and muff fest going.

Radio stations are easily the low point of this game.

We need to organize some sort of team battle/shootout with cops later. Its hard because I don't have a headset, but I really want to get loads of guys in a helicopter and slug it out in the skies. A rocket launcher shot on a heli full of people can only end in hilarity.

I don't know, I think you just choose to date someone and then they e-mail you back in a couple of days with a decision. That paedo stuff sounds as funny as hell, what did you type in to find it?

Real life of course mate.

I see Sully was being cowardly in his helicopter. Me and Badger were slogging it out by the waterside. Some superb rocket launcher deaths all around.

I tried to arrange a date with that gay guy 'NoBigWillie' but he said I was punching above my weight. I can't tell you the disappointment I'm feeling right now. I smashed up the internet cafe with a baseball bat in anger.

Seriously....online is the greatest thing ever. Its my first proper online experience (I was put off for life by PES) and this is amazing....no lag, and as much fun as a paedo in mothercare. Sully mate sorry I had to leave its about time I got cracking on this essay, it was good stuff while it...

Not really funny but yesterday I saw a guy getting run over with a police car nearby. Copper gets out and points his gun towards the driver. Driver gets out, puts his hand on his head, copper escorts him to the car and they both get in the back together and it drives off. Couldn't believe it...

I was driving last night and it froze for about 10 seconds but the music kept playing.....after that it came out of it and everything was fine.

How long does it take to get to Algonquin? Only I fear it will be a while.

Regardless of the content though, when you're a kid, and REALLY into games, this is the kind of game you dream about.

Mate every kid should play this game, its the stuff of legend. If I was younger and my parents didn't buy it for me I'd probably be more driven to violence (i.e. killing them) by that rather than through actually playing the game.

I'd be down lads, if you'd have me of course. Not sure if I'd be on as much as you sad cunts though, I've bogged down in Uni work at the minute. Plus my connection's pretty wank.

Its a Samsung HD 32" one I believe, can't give you the exact model mate.

I went down on the beach and underneath something (not sure what it was exactly) there were a bunch of tramps, and I gave them money. I was really hoping they would rumble me but no such luck. Has anyone been rumbled without actually instigating a fight yet? Oh and I love how Police continue to...

This is without doubt the greatest game ever. Its just fucking incredible. Highlights so far include going out of the windscreen, and those guys hanging onto your car dying in agony. This is art. Of course I immediately changed the controls to classic. Only problem is the game seems a little...

Lads never pre-order from Play. Always pre-order from someone like Gameplay, where you'll definitely get the game on release date, and in most cases at least a day before. I also hear Shopto are pretty good in this respect.

The Classic Rock station and the Alternate Rock station really. I'm hoping for a few surprises but its not looking that way.

What about the character voices? Usually there's a decent cast of actors in GTA games.