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And you're the one with that limp-wristed fag-hand Gok Cunt in your avatar? I like violent games as much as the next man but I guarantee, actually play Galaxy and you will see what I mean.

Listen cunny warren; Mario is certainly not for faggers. Foul nonces maybe, but not faggers. And stop making out like you invented Oz, we all know who did - Tom Fontana. I'd blow him if I could.

Its Mario, fucking brilliant. Just got the 120th star today, can play as Luigi now. Just an incredible, magical game, not other words can be said. I haven't played COD yet, and I'm sure it will be great, but Galaxy was truly special.

They definitely sound like they know what they're on about (with No Mercy - which, rumours would have it, is apparently going to be updated for release on WiiWare, which would cause me to wank myself unconcious), so this game does sound promising. However, I don't believe they elaborate on the...

Thing is though I'm not one of those fag-hands who takes it really seriously, I'll probably be lobbing grenades and getting myself killed all the time. Gotta be careful what pack of cunts I play with I suppose.

Just got my PS3 in for Christmas lads and rest assured if my connection's not too shit (which is a distinct possibility) I'll be on Call of Duty, getting smashed in every game.

Can't really say as I haven't finished it yet, but I'll say about 96, because you can't ride Yoshi.

This is a great game it has to be said. So far I've got 22 stars; I don't get time to play games much so I'm going to make this last a while.

I've only played this for 10 minutes but I can already tell its going to be great.

This is the Middle Ages, they probably wouldn't have given two shits having seen it on a regular basis.

You can always rely on Mario games to be class, all other platform games fail in comparison. And SMB3 on the Virtual Console to boot!

Assassin's Creed will be great if just for the setting and horse-riding. If you can slash from the horse I'm absolutely sold. Imagine riding through the hinterland of Jerusalem and hacking at poor peasants farming the land; is there anything better?

Great stuff, but of course there's one thing that must be done with this: Its a goldmine for old footballing cunts:

Looking forward to this, I shall be getting a PS3 for Christmas and this cuntripper shall be accompanying it.

I still play all the AKI N64 wrestling games, including the Japanese ones, today. All classics. Aside from the obvious ones, Street Gangs (River City Ransom) on the NES I could happily still play.

Looks fantastic. If it can recapture the gameplay and fun of No Mercy we might finally have a good post-N64 wrestling game here.

Like you'd give two fucks about that. They could put sniper rifles in it and you'd still probably think it was accurate.

Currently skull fucking the Tarascans as New Spain in Kingdoms

No....of course, no. Please don't speak such wank you noncicle.

I have to say the most enjoyable campaign is the British one. Yes its a shame how they depicted certain units such as the scots and Irish and no Kingdom of the Isles was irritating but it really has great gameplay and intelligent AI. It has took me 50 odd years to subdue the welsh and push into...