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All are welcome mate, you supply the lube and dildos and I'll provide you with the men's cracks.

Cheers mate, nice to see some appreciate it. I think we could get along - of course, you being Northern Irish is a tremendous obstacle to this but one I will try to work around.

Gash yes mate but mutt no, muff maybe.

Byzantium at the beginning, but about 20-30 turns down the line (taking one to 1204 I presume) the Venetians come with a huge army, and more often that not take the city. Last time I foolishly marched out of the city and they bypassed me but next time I'll give them fucking hell.

Start off with New Spain, it is enjoyable and hard in places. For an easy campaign play as the Mayans.

You forgot an actual good game:

All of the Campaigns are addictive as hell. I'm playing a Jerusalem one at the moment but have also a Union of Kalmer, New Spain and England on the go as well. The music is great, some very good new units and well worth the purchase

Nice to see Rick Rude make the game, but this pile of shit doesn't deserve a character like him.

Playing the Teutonic campaign and it is great. The Lithuanians really have it hard, shit units and having to deal with not only the Teutonic order and their almost invincible spearmen but the odd crusader army from europe turning up.

Got it today lads. While the new units largely suck shaft, I'm happy to say that gameplay wise its brilliant. I've been addicted to the Americas campaign, which is the pick of the bunch easily. Playing as the Mayans, and the Spanish are gone, but the fleets of New France have recently docked and...

I think the factions in the Crusader Campaign are Byzantium, Turks, Principality of Antioch. Kingdom of Jerusalem. Mongols and Mamluks Barry Sepulchre is the normal spelling but I have seen it spelt Sepulcher

The Americas campaign I'm looking forward to the most. The Apache look very good, I just hope the Mayans are as visually good. I hope they are not simple colour changes from Aztec skins as that would seriously piss me off. By the way Muad here are some pics of the some of the Crusader...

You may as well wait till friday and get the expansion as well mate

Apparently troops can be wounded, and also dig trenches on the battlefield from where they can fire.

I believe a wank is in order

A very good point, nothing has ever matched Medieval for me, which I still play to this day. But naval battles though? This will change everything.

The first thread died, as God didn't really post it as I wished. Not his fault, but I'd like him to delete it now if possible. Come on Barry and Muad, where's your fucking allegiance? This is the sequel to Medieval II lads, and to say I wanked myself to death would be an understatement. Naval...

I think the likes of Armenia, Albania, Faroe Islands, Andorra, Iceland, New Zealand, Iraq, etc. should all be in the game. I'm not talking really shit teams, but ones that are needed. I don't want the entire SPL, just Hearts and Hibs. Its not too much to ask. And you're honestly telling me...

Nice to see the Yids have made an appearance, but it fucks me off that they are still taking teams out, like Latvia. They should be adding loads of shit national teams, not taking them out. And the club teams disgust me, as does Konami's poorness. Where's the Premiership licence, and where's...