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I'm going down HMV in abit to get it. It sounds violent and entertaining which is right up my street

CA have now said that the proper game will not require SSE2 technology, but I still might upgrade my processor, I'm not sure.

And guess whose fucking doesn't either? I've known since Saturday and was fucking heartbroken. Well I'll just have to upgrade it - its gonna cost a load but this is Total War, I mean what fucking choice do I have?!?

Oh, can you only post in the Entrance Hall? Because you need to kind of stay in there for a while (a week or two) before they upgrade you to a senior member so you can post everywhere. Its wank I know.

Here's the Scots unit roster if anyone wants a gander, along with the Poles and Hungarians: http://www.totalwar.org.pl/?ShowGal=57 It was all going fine until I saw the Scottish units - they stink of fucking rancid shit. They justed watched Braveheart and didn't look at one historical source...

Sounds a right laugh i have to say. Being hit by missiles, getting mooned by hundreds of beer bellies until your unit commander says "Come on lads lets kick some fucking heads in!" The battons are drawn, the mace is ready and you pile into the mass horde as pint glasses are pelted at you

That was actually bad of me to say that. I read in the Stoke hooligan book that he had two mates killed in Colchesterin a bar brawl. A tough squaddie town no doubt. I should have said a team that no one gives two shits about like walsall or such like

Different teams can have special skills: Leeds: Seat smashers and the like. We all know how they love to fuck up stadiums, streets, shops etc Millwall: Small in numbers but fucking crazy cunts and get a "tool" bonus. Unlike other teams they will not run but will stand to the end Wolves...

I hope Rockstar do a hooligan game. Taking the Zulu's up north, a mass fight with the mancs. Win ,get pissed, arrive at New Street but hundreds of ICF are there waiting for a train to London after a villa game and another massive ruck begins. Christ would that be great or what? Hooligans storm...

Saints row looks very nice, its a pity i'm poor and don't have an X Box. Not sure about Dead Rising but i would get SW it looks very violent, you can have your own gang and if the first two aren't convincing enough i don't know what is

I'll give you a tenner if you can guess who i am on there. If you have some idea don't blurt it out to the world because expect three assassins off their head on drugs to come crashing through your window and teabag you to death

There is a very good LOTR mod out, check the total war.org forums and then the rome modding section. Shoud be in the Forge section. Modding wise such as units you can make new skins and such using paint shop pro. For changing animations and the unit lay out you will 3DS Max, you can download a...

Not to give too much away mate but i do quite alot of modding, just the total war games. I still mod the original medieval quite extensively and i modded rome with units and provinces added but the latter was mainly for home use and not released. You couldn't add factions for rome which was the...

That's what moddings for mate, I'll have most of them (bar the Timurids and Mongols as they emerge, and CA have for some reason done away with periods. I can't tell if the Aztecs emerge though) playable within minutes. Also I doubt you can play as the Papacy for the same reason you couldn't play...

I will personally find the Old Man of the Mountain and feed him his heart before raping his mother before his dying eyes. I'll then run down the whole bastard Hashshashin sect as they tried to avenge his death. As for the next game you're probably right, I've no doubt in a few years time...

I would love to see the east in it but it only goes as far as the Caspian which is a damn shame. How good would it be to see the warrior monks fighting with knights templar eh?

You better be ready with your mamluks and Saracen infantry Muad. After i have buried the popes raped and charred body, i'm marching to the east, destroying your rabble army, arrive at Mecca, burn it and drag the most blessed leader, Imam rancid gashacous the II out of the ruins and skull banging...

The factions: England France Holy Roman Empire Castille Sicily Denmark Scotland Hungary Byzantium Seldjuks/turks Fatamids/egyptians Aztecs Novgorod Poland Almohad's Venice Milan Papal States Portugal Golden Horde Timurids There should be more of course, the welsh princedoms, the Irish, the...

Sorry mate, just saw it. I made one gods knows how long ago but it fucking died so i thought i'd make another one. This pics are great though aren't they? Although the america map isn't very well done, i can't wait to get over there and exterminate them, rape their women and the like. You know...

November 25th i believe. The first hour playing it will probably see me with one hand on the mouse and the other on my bellend