Team PESInsight (PS3) - FIFA 12 Clubs

[Joel]

Barn's performances have always been excellent whereas Joel is inconsistent, erratic, useless, clumsy etc. I'm better than the both of you though so it doesn't really matter. All that matters is that we're all better than Berry.

:terry:

Your only use is as ANY.

 

[Phatmann]

:terry:

Your only use is as ANY.

Were you looking away when I scored the thunderbolt against you lot? Mehmet Topal-esque it was.

 

[Joel]

No, I was still thinking about my left foot drive into the bottom right right corner and how I have scored more goals than Barn in the derbies.

How about we settle this. The standings is 2-2. 10pm tonight: Insight vs Gaming?

The challenge is laid down.

 

[Bammers05]

Were we playing HOOF that night we beat you 4-1 with Barn as a lone striker? bamahmm:
Perhaps we were using HOOF tactics because of your inability to create a chance/keep the ball?

You weren't playing hoofball that night. You were playing 'capitalise on the shit CPU defence fucking up a lot and Team Pesinsight having a rare off day' ball.

Now get out of our threads.

Back to last night. As I said, I feel the clinical finishing masked the fact that, overall, we weren't actually playing that well and as soon as we came up against a decent team, we were done for. Moving up the pitch as fast as possible and trying loads of chipped through balls, which occasionally come off may work against utter shit like PesGaming, but against decent teams, it will come unstuck.

 

[Joel]

Well as everyone can see, the challenge is laid down, Team PESGaming stops posting in here immediately.

 

[BarnDoor]

I've played in every position, because my player is a footballer. You've played a few at centre back and everything else up front, because your player is limited as fuck. I've played around 300 games. You've played around 700 games.

It's only since the split that I've been consistently a centre forward and have scored consistently. Go figure.

All that time wasted accommodating your fat ass. With you in the team, we could only play one style. HOOF.

You have corroborations from Berry and Bammers which you choose to ignore. So I'm going to ignore your overall record and say what I saw: You scored a goal where the goalkeeper passed you the ball and no defenders were around.

This is the truth.

Joel if your VP is a footballer its the biggest misnomer in human (and computer) history.

I've actually only played about 340 games.

Hoof ball? We've never played hoof ball. From goal kicks yeah, but everyone does that, else you risk a type of goal...like the one I scored against your sad mob.

Truth is you have no talent, and that we won that game 4-1. You were admitting this when we were one team so I'm not quite sure why you've gone so defensive all of a sudden.

I'll be on tonight, you rest assured of that. Just make sure you turn up eh Joel?

 

[Joel]

It's not about me being defensive, it's about me being better when I'm not limited to accommodate your VP. I used to assist you a lot, but I guess we're playing a selective memory game here.

I know you'll be there. But you don't make the decisions unfortunately. So I expect that we won't be playing tonight either.

 

[Joel]

It's not about me being defensive, it's about me being better when I'm not limited to accommodate your VP. I used to assist you a lot, but I guess we're playing a selective memory game here.

I know you'll be there. But you don't make the decisions unfortunately. So I expect that we won't be playing tonight either.

 

[BarnDoor]

A lot of assists? And you're accusing me of having selective memory?

 

[Haribo]

Ok, so I am truly the cancer of the team.

Jesus, I'm worst that Torres. This is a new low.

:terry:

PESInsight are Newcastle circa 2005-09, PESGaming are the 2012 French Revolution Newcastle with Pardew's smile. Original? is your only player who would make our team.

 

[Joel]

A lot of assists? And you're accusing me of having selective memory?

You're got to be trolling me? The amount of times I would drop off on the right wing and cross in for you to header in wasn't a little. The amount of times I would cut back the ball for you to tap into the open net was not little.

Keep forgetting though.

:terry:

PESInsight are Newcastle circa 2005-09, PESGaming are the 2012 French Revolution Newcastle with Pardew's smile. Original? is your only player who would make our team.

Quotes from the time when I played on PESGaming. Well done.

 

[BarnDoor]

What you forget Joel is that I would often do the same but your conversion rate was so shit that my assists tally suffered accordingly.

 

[Dale C.]

Joel sounds like a bitter and twisted ex-girlfriend :lol:

 

[Joel]

Yeah, you did put me through on goal. The odd time... With those vintage flick ons...

 

[BarnDoor]

No unfortunately Joel I recall a number of good through balls and passes, at which point you duly fluffed your lines.

 

[Joel]

Well I have laid my balls on the line. You have laid yours. Now Phat, grow a pair and accept our challenge tonight. 10pm. If the first game is drawn, we go again.

 

[Sweey]

Can all of you improve? I've been man of the match in four of the six inter-forum games I've been involved in and it gets boring.

Or can EA sort out the rating system

 

[BarnDoor]

Look whatever happens we can't make out like this game will decide things once and for all. We should basically just play each other every couple of nights or so, I think we probably have let it lapse too long.

 

[Haribo]

Quotes from the time when I played on PESGaming. Well done.

You said you were the cancer of the team, and judging by how bad you think we are... how bad does this mean you are?

 

[Joel]

Look whatever happens we can't make out like this game will decide things once and for all. We should basically just play each other every couple of nights or so, I think we probably have let it lapse too long.

I don't mind that, but your team does not want to play us, Barn. Phat continuously ignores my messages. Haribo makes some excuse about not wanting to play because Nifty is new, etc.

You said you were the cancer of the team, and judging by how bad you think we are... how bad does this mean you are?

My posts in this thread today have been about how this new team suits me better. How are my posts during Team PESGaming relevant?