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This one had been answered in some depth also. Nonetheless, may this be the beginning of a very good poster! ...*thinking space*... ...*still thinking*... ...*alright, don't take the piss, I've got better things to do than think*... Well, we can dream.

10%. Every time. 'Nuff said.

Are you surprised? You're out-numbering the opposition 17 to 11 on the pitch.

Well, technically when you take a corner it's a cross. So, half your corners go in. But more than half of your crosses ("most") miss everyone. Therefore, I deduce, that either you've got shit wingers who can't cross, or - alternatively - that you score direct from the crosses. Oh, and...

You've never heard of Enrico Chiesa? At one point a couple of seasons ago he was the best finisher in Europe - then he broke a leg. At Fiorentina, he came back from injury and scored about 15 goals in 12-odd games. You must've heard of Chiesa. He plays for Lazio now, who bought him from...

I like to go the long way round. It's a Polish thing. I just have a sense of satisfaction when I've edited it all myself. Because then when I go to my mates house I can say "Aha. Ha. Hahaha. Your away Madrid kit's purple. You shlag™." ²°°³ came to a close last night, so the stupid floating...

I am going to go down to the PESTAL's in Kentish Town when they start back up again. As I mentioned before, the reason I didn't go was cos I didn't fancy going up there alone. But I've got a mate who lives round the corner from me who's up for it as well, so I'll be there at the next ones...

Ooooooooh. o0o0o0o0h. Look at Zyg. Look at you. All mathematically worked out 'n' stuff. What's this, the Official I'm Better Than You At PES3 and I Play In Tournaments banter? Would you like us to bow to your feet? Spit-shine, perhaps? I spend about 4 hours a day editing my game, 'n' I pop...

The highest stat available is 99 for the same reason that a packet of sugar'll cost you 99p rather than a quid. And don't worry, the Nifty-police are gone now. They were in a bad mood after last night excessive intake of certain substances.

Wouldn't that apply to anyone if you made them good enough?

Isn't this thread basically a combination of the curling thread and the long-rangers thread? You've told us it's hard to score from distance, and that it's near-on impossible to curl the ball. And then you made a suggestion. Now, the topic of the thread fits into two otherthreads, whilst...

Indeed Parma's kit is nice. I started my original ML using them. As for the "No Player Tipping." It's basically the idea that you don't use real player names when referring to them, you set them each a nickname for the purposes of (a) comedy and (b) mystery. It works best if each person...

I think I jumped into the deep end a bit. I've never actually spoken to badgerman. I've only once been told he's funny. That was it. Don't ask me any follow up questions, and my lack of knowledge will never arise. It's all good.

As for QUOTES, it's all UBB code:

There are various complete explanations of the Transfer system and all of it's limitations/capabilities dotted around the various PES sites (including this one). If you go to www.pesinsight.com you should be able to find something there.

Zygalski, almost there - but Tottenham's away kit's sky blue. It's all Coventry-esque. Their third kit is the purple one, now. As for the Chelsea kit, I find the nearest looking one (in-game at least) is the two diagonal stripes across the shirt, one royal blue, one navy. It is indeed...

I bet he lied. He doesn't really have any of them. Mehaha. Ha.

I'm the new Badgerman. Funny, or something. 'n' you should be banned for that lipstick. And that picture of Kewell calling someone a wanker gone-wrong.

You'll post a replay of what exactly? Every chance that you saved? Were you planning this all? "Hmmm, I think I'll make the COM cheat in this game and save things accordingly. They'll have to believe me then." No - we won't. Today, I won a match in which the COM dominated me for 85...

"And I think we can now go live to our correspondent who is at the gates. Lindsay, what's the situation at the new league in Newcastle?" "Yes Tim, they're absolutely breaking the doors down to get in. Flocking like sheep. A really big flock of sheep as well, not one of those pansy-wansy Welsh...