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The other reason you don't stand out is because all of your stats are multiples of 5. Except for Condition/Fitness, before you try being a smart-arse. The sad reality is, I doubt a single member of this forum would be good enough to even represent Newport fuckin' County, who are a Dr Martens...

Ashley, are you trying to say Konami wouldn't give me just over 4 million for Teamwork? *tearsinmyeyessmiley* I thought we were a team...

This'd be me: Attack: 9 Defence: 13 Balance: 8 Stamina: 11 Top Speed: 16 Acceleration: 4 Response: 3 Agility: 8 Dribble Accuracy: 2 Dribble Speed: 9 Short Pass Accuracy: 28 Short Pass Speed: 39 Long Pass Accuracy: 23 Long Pass Speed: 37 Shot Accuracy: 2 Shot Power: 3,412 Shot...

Please note that I was not being particularly aggressive. I was being light-hearted, I have no need to pour my heart 'n' soul into arguing with you about something that I am not interested enough in to argue about. If I touched a nerve, I'm sorry - I was joking. I simply hid it well. If you...

Well, if we gave you another day or so you'd probably figure it out. You're on the right lines. The minimum squad size in PES3 is 16. To protect this law, the first 16 players in a squad list are untouchable. Don't fret, however. You can change the order around, allowing you to transfer...

There's a thread all about Transfers on this very page, at the top. Read it, and it'll all become clear. This should solve your problem

Good work you lot! Good to see there's still enthusiastic editors around the place. I thought everyone had moved onto downloading patches and what-have-ya. There's a very good Appearances thread on evo-web at the moment. I recommend you take a look.

Those look pretty decent. I'd probably say drop a few of them a bit, perhaps, just so the overall skill of the player is slightly lower. As for the appearance, I could give it a whirl this evening.

Any excuse ashley! Use some initiative, and go and find pics of the players yourself! Meh.

Oh, I apologise Francesco de la Greatness. How could I ever have doubted your undoubted undoubtability? So, you're a Dutch bloke, or an Italian bloke living in a Dutch part of the world, who loves Totti, thinks he's a Bambino, and has never lost a match in Pro Evolution Soccer? I bet that...

eksol, for best picture quality, buy a pair of glasses, an appropriately-themed scarf, and a ticket to a real football game. Get realistic. The bloke isn't going to go and spend four-quarters of his whole ancestory's life's savings on a new TV, just so PES3 runs smoothly. People really do...

Tactic Tipping is also forgiven. If you're going to tell someone what your formation is, re-name it. OatBwTtBHC, for example. Which is One at the Back with Two to Bring Him Coffee. It makes you more imaginative in your posts. Priorities of a good Grass Roots story: 1. Comedy. 2...

It would be you, wouldn't it? Oh, I'm a girl, I'm going to call him gay, and because I'm a girl, it must be true. He can't challenge my opinions on sexuality because I'm female, and we are better judges. And the fact that not only did you answer the poll, you posted to point out how you...

XIII on the PS2 is very good. Multi-player is superb - the nearest thing to replacing Goldeneye multi-player in terms of an FPS. The bots, even on Easy, are unbelievably good.

Try Fifa.

Oooh. The traditional "He-Didn't-Insult-Me-Yet-I'll-Act-Like-He-Did" come-back. Very suavée sir. I almost feel like giving you a linguistic hammering. 'Cos you're so great. And I'm sure it was aimed at you. It must've been, what with the whole universe being centred around you 'n' all. I...

I'd like the 1994 Arsenal Home Kit please. You said you've got every Premiership kit. Now, do it. Now. I expect it before midnight, my time. Or your time. Whichever already happened.

Or you could just visit Football Transfers which has all the, err, Football Transfers. Updated. All the time.

Dizzy, for your benefit: The ML Mode is solely what we're talking about here. When you start a game you can choose whether you want to be in the Northern, Eastern, Southern, or Western league. The idea of the topic was to break it down and analyse and discuss which of these leagues was...

What next? The wheel?