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You see, I know a bird who lives in Chingford, and she claims to be an Essex girl... I know Chingford's just off the North Circular, and I've been to the Golf driving range there, which would suggest it's in London, as opposed to outside it.

There's an art to timing the "charge" at the throw-in-receiving player, which allows you to get in front of him and come away with posession.

I actually find the bars give a pretty good overview. Although they only take into account first-XI's don't they?

London Harrow is in Harrow, whereas London is in Chingford.

Fine. I'll see you there, and take you apart 329-0, using Ukraine.

And clearly asking him if he's got his "skirt on" and stereotyping about haggis isn't racist. Double-standards won't gain you any marks for creative effect. And what is your fascination with the word "dickhead," you dickhead? Do you genuinely believe that people walk around with big...

Ooh, I apologise "fae" not making up words that aren't in the dictionary. As a 17 year old 'kid,' it is actually satisfying if you come out of a game against 25 year old adults after having given a good physical and technical account of yourself. So rather than attempt to piss on my parade...

Well aren't you cool. I play REAL football on a Monday. And I play REAL basketball on a Wednesday. That makes me twice as cool as you. Was there any need to try and take a snipe at others?

Ah, that's the one. :D Nearest to me is Harrow, so I guess I'll see you there. And, errm, lose to you there, too.

Good point Zyg. Why didn't I think of that? Which one do you attend?

I rate all of them. Some more highly than others. Aren't I helpful. :p You seem to have a pretty good idea of how to collate the stats - so go for it! Post the results here so we can all abuse someone else's knowledge for once, rather than vice-versa. Us PESInsight regulars get annoyed of...

Forum-related puns. They're the new Bubaloo of sugary-snacks. :p

lammy, I must now bow to your eternal greatness. There aren't words I can find to express my gratitude (because I haven't got any gratitude for you, probably). That has got to be the poorest explanation of the 4-digit codes I've ever *attempted* to read. What's a "numba" when it's at home...

You can't really put any weight to percentage numbers if you've only tested in a few games though, mutu. Clearly, testing for 20 games is more accurate than testing for 10 games, whereas testing for 100 games is even more accurate. The more times you test, the more you can see whether...

Well, no, it's playing against adults who are in their prime fitness age. It can be frustrating because even small-looking 25 year olds have a lot more upper-body strength than most 17 year olds. Still, last night we won 14-4 at a canter, with no subs. :D It's very satisfying to get stuck in...

Considering that my exams are in January, I think that I might be able to do that. I need a day or seven to think it over.

That's luck. And the art of pushing it. Leeds? Win? Teams like Cardiff and Reading would have you for breakfast ash. You would probably scrap out a 0-0 at home to Grimsby, but that's beside the point. ;)

You have to pay a fee, but often you can get them for well below the 'suggested' fee. I think it's to simulate that you're buying a player from a club, they're just simply not in the game. :) But to confirm, yes, you do have to pay a fee.

Ah, I see. It could be used as a learning thing, OK. Well, fair enough. I haven't got the space to download that at the moment, might take a look at it in a few days.

We would blatantly hold it in London 'cos we could all go for the best piss-up afterwards! The non-drinkers could just fuck off home. ;)