Cheryl!

[cheryl]

Hello all u people who visit this forum! Im a friend of "The Boss" who made this forum and he was very upset that i hadn't visited it earlier so he has bullied me into joining in the "FUN" even thought i havent got a clue what the game is about, so u will proberly only catch me in the off-topic forum!

 

[Alvin]

Greetings, if you nag P as much as Rachael did you might just get some status for 5 minutes.

 

[asher b]

bullying? that doesnt sound like P.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Bullies only do what they do because they have no real friends.

Shite.

People who get bullied don't have any friends.

ahem . . . .

I'm away to make a sandwich.

 

[Zygalski]

Welcome cheryl
PES3 is a footie game

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

You're female, right?

even though i havent got a clue what the game is about

It's alright, you've already raced ahead of 98% of the female population by single-handedly turning the computer on, with no help whatsoever from your father/spouse.

PES3 is indeed a footy game.

Zygalski is indeed a pimp. A synthetic grass pimp. It's like Mahatma Ghangster. Or smething™.

smething™: (pl. smethings) (ph. Sm-ae-Fing) 1. The process of carrying out a smeth (adv.) (use: She was given a right smething). Word often used to describe the extent to which smeone™ is smethed (adj.) (use: To be smethed by the male) by another. 2. Small, furry creature, not dissimilar to a small unicorn. A full-grown smething (2-3 y.o.) will normally attain a height of approx. 80cm. Most commonly found in the Malaysian peninsular rainforest, with 8 known species recorded in the Great Book of Smethings. 3. Rather terrible attempt at spelling the word something. (special note: in case 3., the word is ph. Mick).

I thank-eth you all. More to come from Nifty's Dictionary of Words (As Opposed To?) Vol. I: Alternative Wordings. In-store price £11.99. Also available in hard-back.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

You're female, right?

Let's hope to God with a name like that.

Otherwise PESInsight is going all "There's Something About Miriam" on us.

Nice to see females around the forum. They come in handy for cooking and cleaning and the like.

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

What a stereotypical view, Flipper.

They come in handy for other things, too, y'know. Like ironing.

 

[Giggsy11]

I don't think P used the kind of bullying we are thinking of...if u know what i mean

 

[cheryl]

I will imform u all that P used no kind of sexual bullying to presuade me to log on here! on the subject of what girls should do, i do not conform, i dont not wash dishes, hovers, or cook unless it is an emergancy, ie: my mother is out!

 

[Giggsy11]

That will change in time

 

[cheryl]

yer, i am only 17 the test will come when i got 2 uni in september i supose!

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

i dont not wash dishes, hovers, or cook unless it is an emergancy

You don't not? So you do, then? You wash dishes, hoover, and cook (unless your mum's out, in which case you go hungry?). Double-negatives. Don't you just love 'em?

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Are you going to study Housewifery at University?

Both sexes have their niche in life. Men are better at sports and women are better at cooking and cleaning, for example.

For instance, have you ever watched women's football?

It's disgusting.

Has your dad ever cooked you spaghetti bolognese?

Equally so. I'm BSE-bound thanks to my father.

 

[Zero]

Good day, Cheryl.

 

[mutu]

For instance, have you ever watched women's football?

It's disgusting.

i laughed watching the england womens team, im not trying to be rude on purpose but come on - and they ask why they arent allowed to play in the same league as men - coz they'd all be stuck in the conference that's why

[insert anti sexist paragraph here to balance it out]

e.g. hopefully now in schools more girls are playing football and getting better at it, who knows in 50 years time maybe it'll be equal

that'll do

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Mutu, don't kid yourself or others - football will never be for women and men on a level playing field.

I'm not saying that I wouldn't want it to be - but it won't be. Women are built in a way that they're not good at it - OK, so the bird that signed for Perugia might be half-decent, but her surname's Ljungberg, and Freddy Ljungberg has been missing more and more games for Arsenal recently - so it's arguable that she's really female.

"Are you Fredrik in disguise?"

EDIT: Got rid of stupid typo. Cheers Mutu!

 

[mutu]

Men are built in a way that they're not good at it

they are?



im not kidding myself, it was a token anti sexist comment* - women suck at football

but theyre the greatest at other stuff*





*see again

 

[Giggsy11]

Saying women are crap at football is not sexist..If i said Beckham was crap does that mean i'm sexist towards men?...NO!

 

[cheryl]

hi Gav, nice 2 see a friendly face around here, this lot are picking on me! just coz i miss typed sumthing! shocking!

P reckons i should get a photo of myself on here, d u guys agree? i have been told that females are a rare thing in this forum!

Nifty1pound fifty, everyone thinks your great! and that i should go out with you, i dont quite understand how that would work, but hey, they are strange guys!!!

Im actually going to do Biomedical science at uni, and living at home to avoid all kinds of housework!