darn kids
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just quickly, had a couple of games last night...
first game won 3-1
second game i was winning 3-1 after half time.......mint eh????
second half, he scored 1
then another...................
then another, in 89th min..... losing 4-3 now......the son of a .............
i'm not having that, straight from the kick off, pires, down the left wing, crosses into the box, Zidane's got a free header, it has to be in............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
off the crossbar............wait a minute, its rebounded to vieira, he shoots............
punched away by Howard......................
STRAIGHT TO HENRY WHO SCISSOR KICKS IT FROM JUST INSIDE THE AREA STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP CORNER.
needless to say, i was quite happy at this point........
BULLSHIT......................I WENT FRIGGING BALLISTIC.
"DID YOU SEE THAT?.......EH?...........I MEAN.........WOW.........IS THIS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD EVER OR WOT?????????"
extra time. golden goal
'COME ON YOU FRENCH TYPE PEOPLE'
My wife has came to see what all the fuss is about, i explain the situation, she's unimpressed....
9mins into extra time, Pires again on the wing, crosses, Zidane free, he must score.............................GET INNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Our poor 3yr old jumps out of her skin as i leap up and run racing round the room..............i'm in my sons face now.....'2 in a row, eat my goal, you ain't so big, i could beat you blindfolded'
when my gloating has settled down........disaster strikes
The last time i played a friendly against the comp, i set it to silver goal
My gloating abruptly stops.........I don't believe it...................SHIT ON TOAST.
Suffice to say, i held on till the end, but lost on penalties....Henry hit wide...........HENRY MAN....this is the most unrealistic game ever.
However my wife joined in the gloating with my son........I sent the two of them to bed with no supper.
Sodding game, will end up ruining my marriage.
first game won 3-1
second game i was winning 3-1 after half time.......mint eh????
second half, he scored 1
then another...................
then another, in 89th min..... losing 4-3 now......the son of a .............
i'm not having that, straight from the kick off, pires, down the left wing, crosses into the box, Zidane's got a free header, it has to be in............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
off the crossbar............wait a minute, its rebounded to vieira, he shoots............
punched away by Howard......................
STRAIGHT TO HENRY WHO SCISSOR KICKS IT FROM JUST INSIDE THE AREA STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP CORNER.
needless to say, i was quite happy at this point........
BULLSHIT......................I WENT FRIGGING BALLISTIC.
"DID YOU SEE THAT?.......EH?...........I MEAN.........WOW.........IS THIS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD EVER OR WOT?????????"
extra time. golden goal
'COME ON YOU FRENCH TYPE PEOPLE'
My wife has came to see what all the fuss is about, i explain the situation, she's unimpressed....
9mins into extra time, Pires again on the wing, crosses, Zidane free, he must score.............................GET INNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Our poor 3yr old jumps out of her skin as i leap up and run racing round the room..............i'm in my sons face now.....'2 in a row, eat my goal, you ain't so big, i could beat you blindfolded'
when my gloating has settled down........disaster strikes
The last time i played a friendly against the comp, i set it to silver goal
My gloating abruptly stops.........I don't believe it...................SHIT ON TOAST.
Suffice to say, i held on till the end, but lost on penalties....Henry hit wide...........HENRY MAN....this is the most unrealistic game ever.
However my wife joined in the gloating with my son........I sent the two of them to bed with no supper.
Sodding game, will end up ruining my marriage.
I'm really enjoying reading about your games ringu - you sock it to the kid!
"one thing i find he does a hell of a lot, is dribble straight through my defence, i cant seem to tackle very well. I think it might be because i seem to have R1 held to catch up with the attacker, then don't leave go quick enough to turn when he turns. Not sure...any more tips?"
I've got a few tips - most are obvious but the last one's a killer.
Use square to bring another player to the ball. If he's sprinting, this should work pretty well (I guess you already know this!)
Don't get stuck behind him with a chasing player.
Switch cursor control to manual. Your large, well developed brain will be better able to cope with this than his puny intellect and you'll find it easier to switch to the player in the best position to stop the run.
When you'r goalside, hold R2 to jockey in front of him. You'll be able to change direction so much quicker and it really sets you up for tackles.
Hope there's at least one thing here you didn't know already!
Best of luck and post soon
Regards
Sven
"one thing i find he does a hell of a lot, is dribble straight through my defence, i cant seem to tackle very well. I think it might be because i seem to have R1 held to catch up with the attacker, then don't leave go quick enough to turn when he turns. Not sure...any more tips?"
I've got a few tips - most are obvious but the last one's a killer.
Use square to bring another player to the ball. If he's sprinting, this should work pretty well (I guess you already know this!)
Don't get stuck behind him with a chasing player.
Switch cursor control to manual. Your large, well developed brain will be better able to cope with this than his puny intellect and you'll find it easier to switch to the player in the best position to stop the run.
When you'r goalside, hold R2 to jockey in front of him. You'll be able to change direction so much quicker and it really sets you up for tackles.
Hope there's at least one thing here you didn't know already!
Best of luck and post soon
Regards
Sven
sheringham316
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Omg This Is Prob 1 Of The Most Funniest Threads Ever!! 
you and ya son
you and ya son
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Ringu mate .. ur a legend... i love this whole rivalry with ur son... it is so funny... keep us posted...
Winning 11
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Just watch, one of these days you`ll see them in the newspapers...
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Yea... "Man Strangles Son With Console Control"...
or
"Man forms noose with PS2 controller and hangs son from a tree"
or
"Man forms noose with PS2 controller and hangs son from a tree"
I have tears coming from my eyes, dude - this shit is too damn funny!!
Please post a pic of you and your son, cuz at this point we're all dying to see what you guys look like.
Also, as far as your problem with him running up the field with the ball, just hold [] and send a cpu defender after him. then you bring your man to the opposite side and he will turn the ball over more often. Works wonders. also switch to 4 defenders if you havent already.
I instead of slide tackling or chasing, i have become a master at pickpocketing with X. It works wonders when double teaming with the [] button.
Also, play with the counterattack option on , so as soon as you steal he ball you can aerial thru ball it to whoever the radar shows is being marked 1 on 1. Good for one goal per game.
Good luck, and keep it coming.
Please post a pic of you and your son, cuz at this point we're all dying to see what you guys look like.
Also, as far as your problem with him running up the field with the ball, just hold [] and send a cpu defender after him. then you bring your man to the opposite side and he will turn the ball over more often. Works wonders. also switch to 4 defenders if you havent already.
I instead of slide tackling or chasing, i have become a master at pickpocketing with X. It works wonders when double teaming with the [] button.
Also, play with the counterattack option on , so as soon as you steal he ball you can aerial thru ball it to whoever the radar shows is being marked 1 on 1. Good for one goal per game.
Good luck, and keep it coming.
Classic thread folks! Very enjoyable.
I was reading the begining and thought to myself. Why don't you suggest random teams i.e pressing square for COM to select. But he changed from Man U to Liverpool did'nt he! Little clever dick. You could still try that though mate. It might turn out that u end up with Man U and he ends up with some shitter...... then there is always the unimagineable - the little turd getting Man U while u end up with Fulham or something!
Keep us undated mate........
Very enjoyable.I was reading the begining and thought to myself. Why don't you suggest random teams i.e pressing square for COM to select. But he changed from Man U to Liverpool did'nt he! Little clever dick. You could still try that though mate. It might turn out that u end up with Man U and he ends up with some shitter...... then there is always the unimagineable - the little turd getting Man U while u end up with Fulham or something!
Keep us undated mate........
OK, best out of three with my son
I'm France (surprisingly), he's Man U (even more surprising)
using Zyg's tactics..........playing very well i am. Henry scores first, cross from the left corner, header and in. GET INNNN, 1-0
35mins, Zidane, dribbling through his defence, past 1, past 2, PAST 3......HOLY SHIT, WHAT A BEAUTY, belts it in from about 6 yards. I thought i'd blasted it over cause the power bar went right to the top, but no. fate smiled on me for once.
44mins......Henry again, very similar to the first goal.....but howay.......i'm 3-0 up at half time, it cant go wrong CAN IT??????
second half
47mins he scores, dribbles through my defence
BUGGER
52mins....A cross from pires, Zidanes header, Howard saves, but Scholesy gets the rebound.......I'll say that again....cross from Pires, Scholes scores........OWN GOAL....chuckle chuckle.
4-1
60mins Ferdinand gets a second yellow. BYE BYE BYE BYE, he's quite displeased.
72mins Ronaldo scores, i'm still comfortable
4-2
88mins Henry again, his hatrick, a stunner from outside the box. SWEEEEEEEET.
Full time. 5-2 guffaw guffaw
Game 2
he changed his team to Arsenal
he won 4-2
he now has a dead leg
game 3 THE DECIDER..........DUM DUM DUUUUUM
Are you ready for this?????
I WON 7-2
7-2
7-2
one more time............7-2
I was outstanding, i tackled brilliantly, i never let him run at my defence, my attacks were calculated, instinctive and deadly.
And thanks Ghazi for the 'holding square for the comp to attack their attacker'
it helped immensely.
7-2 man
How cush is that.....
he sulked away into a corner, saying he'd never been practicing, etc.
yeah yeah, butt kicked, plain and simple.
I'm France (surprisingly), he's Man U (even more surprising)
using Zyg's tactics..........playing very well i am. Henry scores first, cross from the left corner, header and in. GET INNNN, 1-0
35mins, Zidane, dribbling through his defence, past 1, past 2, PAST 3......HOLY SHIT, WHAT A BEAUTY, belts it in from about 6 yards. I thought i'd blasted it over cause the power bar went right to the top, but no. fate smiled on me for once.
44mins......Henry again, very similar to the first goal.....but howay.......i'm 3-0 up at half time, it cant go wrong CAN IT??????
second half
47mins he scores, dribbles through my defence
BUGGER
52mins....A cross from pires, Zidanes header, Howard saves, but Scholesy gets the rebound.......I'll say that again....cross from Pires, Scholes scores........OWN GOAL....chuckle chuckle.
4-1
60mins Ferdinand gets a second yellow. BYE BYE BYE BYE, he's quite displeased.
72mins Ronaldo scores, i'm still comfortable
4-2
88mins Henry again, his hatrick, a stunner from outside the box. SWEEEEEEEET.
Full time. 5-2 guffaw guffaw
Game 2
he changed his team to Arsenal
he won 4-2
he now has a dead leg
game 3 THE DECIDER..........DUM DUM DUUUUUM
Are you ready for this?????
I WON 7-2
7-2
7-2
one more time............7-2
I was outstanding, i tackled brilliantly, i never let him run at my defence, my attacks were calculated, instinctive and deadly.
And thanks Ghazi for the 'holding square for the comp to attack their attacker'
it helped immensely.
7-2 man
How cush is that.....
he sulked away into a corner, saying he'd never been practicing, etc.
yeah yeah, butt kicked, plain and simple.
