Smackdown v Raw 2006 Sim League!!

[Estill]

*X-Pac New music hits
X-Pac:now as i beat that low life scum Mysterio.I have the crusierweight championhsip around my waste i have an announcement to make.DX was a absaoulutely amazing stable,what with the likes of Michaels,HHH,Road Dogg,Billy Gunn.I was gonna ask you lot if you wanna re-create DX?think about it!we could win all belts(like Evolution)it will be class!now hit my music
*X-Pacs DX music hits.

JR:well the messege is clear king,will or wont they accept is another matter as Pac is a great member of the WWE.
King:exactly JR.They could be as dominenet as they used to be.Just what will the others say?

"Are you ready?....." *D-Generation-X music hits, the crowd go wild*


JR: Oh look King, look, here comes Shawn Michaels, and, and he's wearin his ol' DX attire!
King: I can't believe this JR!!!
JR: It looks like he's responding to X-Pac's earlier offer of a DX reformation!

HBK: Ya know, X-Pac made a good point earlier. D-Generation-X were one of the, no wait, THE most formidable group ever in the WWE. As you can see from my choice of attire tonight, I am accepting the offer from X-Pac and Road Dogg, and so from this day forward, D-Generation-X is officially returning for your viewing pleasure...

Triple H, I know we've had our differences since those glory days, but what d'ya say bro? With The Union risin' I think we all need a little back-up, so why don't you get back to me on that.

And as for Bret Hart, I'm still keepin' that rematch challenge open, and if you've got the balls you can put your little title on the line as well. Hell, if you don't think I deserve the shot, choose any opponent for me to beat on this weeks Smackdown! and if I lose, no title shot, but if I win, you give me a shot at Judgement Day.

Oh, and I got two words for ya.........SUCK IT!

*DX music hits and HBK leaves the ring, giving the DX sign a few times to the crowds amusement and enjoyment*​

 

[executioner]

*The fire and brimstone errupts as an Irate Kane makes his way to the Ring*

Kane: So let me get this straight. the Union want DX. DX want the Union. JBL wants Benjamin. Benjamin wants JBL. Rock n Sock wants nWo Hogan. nWo wants Rock n Sock. They'll all be kicking the Holy Crap out of each other at Judgement Day. Yet for some reason beyond me, out of all the people in the entire God-damn Buisness Myself and Big Show are the only ones who want the World Tag Titles!

 

[-Jamster-]

Triple H: Two wrestlers begging me to join DX at my feet. If you beat The Union at Judgement day i will accept your offer and join DX but if you lose, i will have to join The Union.

 

[Cali]

X-Pac: i accept youre statement!but the Union?they wont win!
howabout we make it a six man tag?the three men for the new DX will be:
X-Pac,Michaels and Stone cold!

 

[Joel]

And as for Bret Hart, I'm still keepin' that rematch challenge open, and if you've got the balls you can put your little title on the line as well. Hell, if you don't think I deserve the shot, choose any opponent for me to beat on this weeks Smackdown! and if I lose, no title shot, but if I win, you give me a shot at Judgement Day.

Oh, and I got two words for ya.........SUCK IT!

Bret: At Backlash, I went through two top superstars in this business and reclaimed what was rightfully mine, the WWE Championship. I never lost that it in the first place, so it was pretty obvious who was going to win that hell in a cell match. The Rock and Orton are great wrestlers, but I was making big names tap out, before they had a full set of teeth.

Now to you Shawn. I said that once I won the Title I would have an answer for you. The answer is at Judgement Day, it will be the Exellence of Execution going one on one with the Heart Break Kid for the WWE Title. And if your DX buddies want to get in the way, that's fine, I'll take them out too, because I am the Best There Is, The Best There Was and The Best They Will Ever Be!

 

[Bish]

Chris Masters theme plays
enters the ring:
Masters: I told you all that I would win the United States Championship and thats exactly what i did. (crowd starts booing) Shut up!, show some respect. Your all just jealous cos all you fat, disgusting men out there wish you had a body like this and all you women want a piece of the Masterpiece (poses) (boos). Anyway down to business, Benoit, you told me to prove you wrong and thats exactly what i did. Its time Chris Masters got the respect he deserves. I don't care who challenges me, they will all go down to the masterlock. As for tonight, i think i deserve a truly earned rest after my battle last night, thats why i'm getting out of this piss town right now........ (boos)

 

[executioner]

Chris Masters theme plays
enters the ring:
Masters: I told you all that I would win the United States Championship and thats exactly what i did. (crowd starts booing) Shut up!, show some respect. Your all just jealous cos all you fat, disgusting men out there wish you had a body like this and all you women want a piece of the Masterpiece (poses) (boos). Anyway down to business, Benoit, you told me to prove you wrong and thats exactly what i did. Its time Chris Masters got the respect he deserves. I don't care who challenges me, they will all go down to the masterlock. As for tonight, i think i deserve a truly earned rest after my battle last night, thats why i'm getting out of this piss town right now........ (boos)

Kane: Now Myself and Big Show need an opponent for Judgement day in out World Tag Title Match. But I've got no problem taking out 3 chumps in one night. I accept your challenge, and if you can find yourself a tag team partner, then you can accept ours in return!

 

[Sagdiyev]

Chris Masters theme plays
enters the ring:
Masters: I told you all that I would win the United States Championship and thats exactly what i did. (crowd starts booing) Shut up!, show some respect. Your all just jealous cos all you fat, disgusting men out there wish you had a body like this and all you women want a piece of the Masterpiece (poses) (boos). Anyway down to business, Benoit, you told me to prove you wrong and thats exactly what i did. Its time Chris Masters got the respect he deserves. I don't care who challenges me, they will all go down to the masterlock. As for tonight, i think i deserve a truly earned rest after my battle last night, thats why i'm getting out of this piss town right now........ (boos)

Eddie Geurrero speaks on the intercom* Wait Holmes! What would you do if I challenged you holmes? *Crowd cheers* .........

 

[Bish]

Kane: Now Myself and Big Show need an opponent for Judgement day in out World Tag Title Match. But I've got no problem taking out 3 chumps in one night. I accept your challenge, and if you can find yourself a tag team partner, then you can accept ours in return!

Your on you big freak. As for finding a partner, i'll have to do some thinking, cos tagging with the masterpiece is an honour in itself

 

[Sagdiyev]

Eddie Geurrero speaks on the intercom* Wait Holmes! What would you do if I challenged you holmes? *Crowd cheers* .........

What about my challenge holmes?

 

[Bish]

Eddie Geurrero speaks on the intercom* Wait Holmes! What would you do if I challenged you holmes? *Crowd cheers* .........

Looks like your too lates 'Homes'. The big red freak has already challenged me, why don't you challenge someone who is just as pathetic as you........ (boos)

 

[executioner]

Looks like your too lates 'Homes'. The big red freak has already challenged me, why don't you challenge someone who is just as pathetic as you........ (boos)

Kane: well how about you two pathetic knuckleheads team up, as eddie needs a match, and you need a partner!

 

[Joel]

Chris Benoit: Eddie, since the World Tag Team Titles are still defunct, how would you like team up with me and go for those titles?

 

[Sagdiyev]

Looks like your too lates 'Homes'. The big red freak has already challenged me, why don't you challenge someone who is just as pathetic as you........ (boos)

Hmmm.....O.k, How about anytime, you choose, we have a first blood match, lets see if you're such a chump then eh, holmes.

 

[Bish]

Hmmm.....O.k, How about anytime, you choose, we have a first blood match, lets see if you're such a chump then eh, holmes.

I'll face you in a first blood match anytime. But first, since i need a partner for the tag title match, i'll have to ask you, i know im not left with much , but i could win those titles by myself anyway. What do you say 'Holmes?'

 

[Sagdiyev]

I'll face you in a first blood match anytime. But first, since i need a partner for the tag title match, i'll have to ask you, i know im not left with much , but i could win those titles by myself anyway. What do you say 'Holmes?'

Ok holmes, maybe you will learn how to wrestle properly. *crowd cheers* also you get to ride in my lowrider, holmes. I accept.

 

[executioner]

Kane: Great. So it'll be Me vs Masters for the US Title and Myself and Big Show vs you and Eddie Guerrero.
So masters, you better get ready, just because this isnt Judgement Day, doesnt mean i cant pass Judgement.

*Kane chokeslams Chris Masters and makes his way to the back laughing, Eddie can just watch on hopelessly from the TitanTron as Kane makes his escape*

 

[Sagdiyev]

Kane: Great. So it'll be Me vs Masters for the US Title and Myself and Big Show vs you and Eddie Guerrero.
So masters, you better get ready, just because this isnt Judgement Day, doesnt mean i cant pass Judgement.

*Kane chokeslams Christ Masters and makes his way to the back laughing, Eddie can just watch on hopelessly from the TitanTron as Kane makes his escape*

*while laughing*

 

[Tallulah Belle]

*Burn in my light blasts out and Orton appears at the top of the ramp*

Well, as some of you may know, DX have reformed and I have been invited to be part of this revolution against the U-onions. I pretty much came out here to say.....YES. Suck it!

*Makes DX sign around croch areas and crowd love it!*

 

[executioner]

wow, DX has got quite a few members now, as does the union, how are you guys all gonna be in this tag match?