Smackdown v Raw 2006 Sim League!!

[executioner]

Fine, i'll do it in a minute.

Thanks Pauly

 

[-Jamster-]

After Smackdown this is how it looks like:

WWE Championship: Bret Hart
World Heavyweight Championship:Hogan 80's
WWE Tag Team Championship: -
World Tag Team Championship: Edge and Christian
Intercontinental Championship: Big Show
US Championship: Kane
Cruiserweight Championship: X-Pac

 

[executioner]

*The fire and brimstone errupts as Kane makes his way out with a twisted smile on his face*

Kane: Well, Well, Well. JudgeMent Day has come early huh? Just the other day you were laughing it up, you even said you could beat me and The Big Show on your own but now where are you? Looks like your gonna need that Frog Eddies help after all. Not that it'd have an effect as Myself and Show will have both have another belt around our waists this sunday!

 

[Dan]

Kurt: Since the freaking GM ain't booking me in no god dam matches, i'm making my own god damn match! I want a shot at the WWE Champion Bret hart, with Carlito as the special referee!

 

[Estill]

Kurt: Since the freaking GM ain't booking me in no god dam matches, i'm making my own god damn match! I want a shot at the WWE Champion Bret hart, with Carlito as the special referee!

HBK: Woah woah woah, hold up a minute buddy. Check the Judgement Day card. Bret Hart is gonna be busy defendin', or should I say losin', his title to me, so just hang on to your nuts for a little while and once I have the title you might get a shot if I wanna give you one...

 

[Dan]

Kurt: Shawn how can i put his?.......You're past it! nobody wants to watch you broken skinny arse in that ring, they want to see an american hero! they want to see the best superstar alive today vs Bret "the hitman" hart, but it looks like the GM has screwed me again so you have your title match and if you win, but i demand to face the winner!



* I think i should have a no 1 contenders match or we should a money in the bank match at JD. *

 

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

JR: By god what a match. JBL stands in the centre of the ring victorious after Sheltons challenge.

King: Shelton needs to be careful what he wishes for. Why make the match if your only gonna lose ?

JR: Wait a minute someone is jumping over the barrier ... ITS X-PAC!!!! He's heading over here.

King: What in the hell ?

JR: He's got a chair and he's heading into the ring JBL hasn't seen him yet he's too busy celebrating. BY Gawd he just smacked JBL right in the back of the head. What's he doing now ?

King: He's going over to help Benjamin up.... Benjamin is staggering to his feet.

JR: God no, not this make it stop! Now what's X-Pac doing ?

King: X PAC just got a table from under the ring and Benjamin is climbing the top rope.

JR: Shelton Benjamin just did a moonsault from the top rope right on to the table. JBL may be broken in half. We need some help out here.

Shelton: This little punk has got two words for ya.... SUCK IT.

*DX Music comes on and Shelton leaves with X-Pac*

JR: It looks like DX just got a new member, possibly the most complete athlete in this business today!

 

[Joel]

Bret: Kurt, after Judgement Day, you will have the first shot at my WWE Title, because lets face it, Michaels isn't good enough to hang in the squared circle with me. Sure Michaels is great, but he isn't the Best. Michaels always did work harder than me, but when you are born into a great legendary family, you don't need to work hard, it all comes naturally.

But Kurt, if you want a match at Judgement Day, why don't you and my Canadian buddy Chris Benoit have a match, as it seems the GM forgot about it.

 

[Dan]

Bret: Kurt, after Judgement Day, you will have the first shot at my WWE Title, because lets face it, Michaels isn't good enough to hang in the squared circle with me. Sure Michaels is great, but he isn't the Best. Michaels always did work harder than me, but when you are born into a great legendary family, you don't need to work hard, it all comes naturally.

But Kurt, if you want a match at Judgement Day, why don't you and my Canadian buddy Chris Benoit have a match, as it seems the GM forgot about it.

Kurt: If Benoit wants it, he's got it.

*Carlito's music hits*

Carlito: Who am i? what am i? i'll tell you what i am, i'm the most under-rated under-used superstar in the wwe today! i should be a champion, not some jobber. If i don't get a match at judgment day, i'll have to do something about it which will not be cool!

*He seems to be doing that a lot latley*

 

[-Jamster-]

Edge:: Well it looks like DX are actually getting some members. Still, it has some ounk ass people in it that willl never be able to defeat The Union. Still, i was planning this for quite a while so i am happy to present to you, ladies and gentleman, the new member of The Union........The WWE Champion Bret Hart!!!!!!!!

 

[theowalcott#32]

How are the matches coming pauly?

 

[executioner]

How are the matches coming pauly?

Well Smackdown has already happened, JudgeMent Day is this sunday. I would like another look at that matchcard though

 

[-Jamster-]

Mid-Week SmackDown! Card

No 1 Contenders Match for the WHC
Christian V Randy Orton V Lashley

Buried Alive Match
Rock V HHH

World Heavyweight Title
Falls Count Anywhere
Hogan 80's V Stone Cold

Hogan (nWo) V Mankind

20 minute Ironman Match
Angle v Benoit (i think )

Shelton Benjamin V JBL

United States Championship
Masters (c) V Kane

Open Ladder Match Challenge
Jeff Hardy V Rey Mysterio

Judgement Day Card

Last Man Standing Match
Chris Jericho v Christian

Handicap Match
Orton V Booker T and CM Punk

Handicap Match
Hogan (nWo) V Rock n' Sock Connection

WWE Tag Team Titles
Open Challenge TLC Match
Big Show(c) and Kane(c) V Masters and Guerrero V Hassan and Lashley

WWE Title
Bret Hart (c) V HBK

6 Man Torando Tag Match
DX (Stone Cold, Orton and Road Dogg) V Union (Edge, Hogan 80's and ?)

 

[theowalcott#32]

*Mankind music hits and he enters to the ring*
Mankind: nWo Hogan, in the words of DX suck it and in the words of the Union....
Well they don't say anything!
*Mankind music hits*

 

[executioner]

*Mankind music hits and he enters to the ring*
Mankind: nWo Hogan, in the words of DX suck it and in the words of the Union....
Well they don't say anything!
*Mankind music hits*

:laugh:

 

[Bish]

Masters: I got screwed out of my title against Kane. After this sunday at Judgment Day, its time The Masterpiece started to fulfill his potential, and his destiny...........

 

[Joel]

Bret: It is an honour to join the Union. This faction has the best ever World Tag-Team Champions Edge and Christian, an up and coming superstar who will storm through the WWE and he goes by the name of CM Punk, the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION 80's Hogan and the greatest WWE Champion ever.........yours truly.

DX on the other hand have a leader who complains about pulled muscles who I have beaten, a dumb texas redneck whose career I made, a supposed legend killer who I beat in that triple threat hell in a cell and two other no bodies, what's their names again...............oh that's right, no one cares.

So come Judgement Day, The Union will still be on top and DX will crawl back into sewers they came from.

 

[Diao]

Well at the rate the Union is going it's going to be a 3 V 2 tag team handicap if they don't name their last member....

Judgement Day Card

Last Man Standing Match
Chris Jericho v Christian

Handicap Match
Orton V Booker T and CM Punk

Handicap Match
Hogan (nWo) V Rock n' Sock Connection

WWE Tag Team Titles
Open Challenge TLC Match
Big Show(c) and Kane(c) V Masters and Guerrero V Hassan and Lashley

WWE Title
Bret Hart (c) V HBK

Special Ref Match
Kurt Angle V Benoit
Special Ref: Carlito

6 Man Torando Tag Match
DX (Stone Cold, Orton and Road Dogg) V Union (Edge, Hogan 80's and ?)

 

[-Jamster-]

Edge: If we're going to make this PPV interesting why the hell are we having a six man tag match? If DX aren't so scared they will ake a member away and we can have a tag team TLC match

 

[Estill]

Edge: If we're going to make this PPV interesting why the hell are we having a six man tag match? If DX aren't so scared they will ake a member away and we can have a tag team TLC match

Shawn Michaels: The match was signed as a 6-man tag. It's stayin' that way. You find another kiss-ass to represent the Onion or it'll be a 3 on 2 handicap match.

Oh, and GM, make it No Holds Barred...