Joel

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Every page...this included.

Best. Homepage. Ever.

Clearly it was tongue-in-cheek, honestly I never really liked Goldberg.

We won the one that mattered:

http://www.arsenal.com/match-menu/3163546/reserves/chelsea-res-v-arsenal-res?tab=report

I hope you kept the receipt. She looks like Ricardo Gardner ffs :joel:

No wonder Bret only showed up at the end. Arrive any earlier and he would've had another stroke!

It was draw, and Cuthbert won the rematch. :joel:

And he'll always remain in the midcard. He needs to pack 30lbs of muscle and get a semi-decent finisher for once!

Yeah, and did Alba win that tournament? Nope!

Miz & Sheamus to form Team Bland.

Eh? When has Alba ever been better than Cuthbert? :lol:

Kelly pinned Alicia in the Royal Rumble dark match :joel:

I hope the winner challenges the Smackdown champ, whoever it is. Not sure I could cope with a 2 month build of Sheamus vs Trips.

Some people seem to be assuming both Sheamus and Undertaker will retain all the way to 'Mania. It's guaranteed at least one title will change hands in the elimination chamber imo. I was also under the assumption Taker would take time off after WM again, so he can't be going in as the champion.

We're just regurgitating the same statements now, just with different rhyming couplets. :faceplm:


"He WAS going to win until Orton played politics to stop his push. Nothing to do with "realizing" anything, he was the clear cut winner even as soon as the 3 way match on Raw."

Pyro on Kofi winning the Rumble. Excuses, excuses :joel:

Miz gets a reaction
Because we think he's a cunt
Sorry to use profanity
But I just had to be blunt!
Morrison will become top dog
Miz will remain the runt
I can't wait for the day
Randy Orton gives him a punt!
I still can't get over
Your Alicia loving stunt
I realise it MUST be a joke
As she deserves to be in a basement!
You talk about JoMo
Well Fox is the one who's silent
It won't be too far off
That her ass is ancient!
If Austin was a wrestling teacher
And I was his student
There's no mistaking that day
I'd go and play truant!
He's nothing but a wife beater
Saying 'what?' like an infant
Steveweisers, Backstreet Boys
And that broken neck without movement!
Don't think I forgot Batista
With his bulging steroids and grunt
He's lost to someone 4 feet tall
Or haven't you watched that recent?
I'm getting a bit tired
Of owning you in this instant
For I am the master of this house
And you are the measly servant!

Hey, her album reached number 20 over here! :huh:




There's a cum face fail
If I've ever seen one
The looks and talent of M&M
Belonged to the guy named John!


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You're not getting the hint
A title shot means nothing
The real champ will bite
While that dog keeps woofing!

Alien, trout or dancer
Hell, she may even be poodle
It still remains the same
She'll never get The Rock's strudel!

'Batsita's piss you say?
He no longer has a shot with Kelly
He ODed on shit tattoos
Especially that one on his belly!

The IWC has spoken
Alicia's not to remember
Take what they say seriously bro
Since you've become a lifetime member!

A final thought for Mike Mizanin
That reality bloke from MTV
The Bash 2009 springs to mind
5 minute squash = YOU CAN'T SEE ME!



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Well that absolutely sucked, and WWWYKI. It's about I called the Doctor of Thuganomics and put you to rest.




You run your mouth
Making jokes 'bout my girl Kelly
Her music may suck
But least it ain't a remix of Nelly!

When she comes out
You can see the tumbleweed
She gets less reaction
Than CM Punk has weed!

Just last week
Your girl tapped out to Eve
Unlike Fox, Torres has style
And doesn't make me heave!

You ramble about this ho
Not Trish's rack or Stacy's bum
But your taste is wack, yo
Since Miz sure as hell ain't awesome!

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And if you ain't down with that, then we got 2 WORDS FOR YA!

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Le sucent!

The future? Future endeavour more like. She's already onto her third failed gimmick. A porno remix of Nelly as theme music still doesn't make her appealling to the masses.





Rosas are red, violets are blue,
MVP for champ, 'cos Miz sucks just as much as you! :joel:

Haha, promo time? You call one hardly audible sentence 'promo time'? Kelly gets screen time despite not having a match! You can't say the same for Alicia the Alien.




No-one better Rayne on Maryse's victory parade.

Urgh, Khali. Ugly and useless. Just like The Miz! :joel:

Nice to see Alicia coming up trumps again on Raw. Just don't mention her shoes.





You Basstard. I can't look at that photo more than 2 seconds. :huh: