Here is a list of the fake names;-)
GK:
Teller
Farzel Haar(Van Der Saar)
DF:
Boulezoze
Manodenon
Ktepheronip
V.Blockoost(Van Bronckhorst)
Heirufinga(Heitinga)
Zouda(Bouma)
Mainelo
De Jortz(De Jong)
Melonahat(Melchiot)
MF:
Van Bokkur(Van Bommel)
Hofu(Cocu)
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