Lucius, go for a burger you sticky salad dodger, you come insulting us British by calling us all chavs. So please fuck off
STICKY SALAD DODGER! I don't even know what that means, but it sounds bad *shakes fist*. I'm thinking sandwhich for lunch, not burger. OR...maybe I'll run down to the ol' fish and chips shop for a spot a steak and kidney pie. Wot wot?