Funniest Moments In IV

[Lorenzinho]

Haha I'd heard of that happening before.

Jumped out a helicopter and landed RIGHT infront of my mate, he shat it. Could hear him down the headset. Epic.

 

[StaVriS92]

hell borat

borat? :S

 

[Bež]

Does anyone think that Niko sounds like Borat :laugh:

I do :no:

 

[Lörd TH]

Not really............lol

 

[StaVriS92]

hey guys, if u get in a car it says if u tap R2 repeatedly the car will move faster. i am trying it but i am not seeing any difference...have you?

 

[Bež]

Just hold :R2: down to go the fastest. I don't bother with the hand-brake; I just let go of :R2: and tap :L2:

What do you guys do to slow down ? ?

 

[StaVriS92]

i use both hand-brake and L2

 

[zeemeister]

Slowdown? Hell no I usually handbrake it into the nearest object. Funniest moment was that SRS show.

 

[Barry]

It was Michelle that wanted to go out and "get to know you" after hardly seeing Niko. The dirty slag.

 

[BarnDoor]

Don't get me started on that stale cooze.

 

[Dragonfly]

Don't get me started on that stale cooze.

I can't wait to get started on her, to be honest.

 

[BarnDoor]

I already have. I took her to a strip joint but she didn't even say anything. I'm really tempted to kill her to be honest. I wanted to do a helitour thing and commandeer the helicopter and smash it into the Statue of Liberty but there were no helicopters there.

 

[Dragonfly]

How do you get to Happiness Island? I've reached Charge Island and Bohan, but the other routes/bridges are closed. Do you have to complete missions? I tried charging through the barriers, but I got a 5 star chase and killed.

 

[Cookie]

I went drinking with Roman and afterwards we were completely pissed and were staggering all over the place. I had to take him home and the closest means of transport was a superbike. Bad idea. The bike was swerving all over the road but I still managed to keep hold of her until I came to and intersection when all of a sudden a giant semi came along and ploughed straight into me from my left hand side, but miraculously I was still on the bike. I carried on driving till I noticed that Roman wasn't on the back. He gives me a ring a couple of minutes later to pick him up at the hospital.

 

[Lorenzinho]

I went drinking with Roman and afterwards we were completely pissed and were staggering all over the place. I had to take him home and the closest means of transport was a superbike. Bad idea. The bike was swerving all over the road but I still managed to keep hold of her until I came to and intersection when all of a sudden a giant semi came along and ploughed straight into me from my left hand side, but miraculously I was still on the bike. I carried on driving till I noticed that Roman wasn't on the back. He gives me a ring a couple of minutes later to pick him up at the hospital.

That's amazing. I love this game.

 

[Lörd TH]

I got got drunk with LJ and I kept falling into a random guy until he and his friend beat me..
Worse off all I couldn`t fight back...

 

[Dragonfly]

I went drinking with Roman and afterwards we were completely pissed and were staggering all over the place. I had to take him home and the closest means of transport was a superbike. Bad idea. The bike was swerving all over the road but I still managed to keep hold of her until I came to and intersection when all of a sudden a giant semi came along and ploughed straight into me from my left hand side, but miraculously I was still on the bike. I carried on driving till I noticed that Roman wasn't on the back. He gives me a ring a couple of minutes later to pick him up at the hospital.

When I got drunk with Roman, we also got on a motorbike. We bumped into a police car, which then chased us. During the chase, a big 4x4 car crashed into us, sending us into the air and into a wall. We both starting running, and just like Michelle, Roman got shot and I legged it. Once I had escaped from the cops, I also got a call from Roman asking me to pick him up from the hospital.

The funny thing is, I want to get Xbox Live, but if I keep doing this, I don't know who's going to want to be on my side.

 

[Lörd TH]

I was driving really fast and I saw a on coming taxi so I decided to jump out and as soon as I did Niko's head went slamming into the front bumper of the taxi...

 

[pbchillin]

Genetically Superior!

 

[Cookie]

I robbed some guys car, and he ran after me and caught onto the door as I was driving away. His hand got caught on the door handle, or he was just holding on for dear life as I sped down the road. I saw an oncoming car and decided that our friends journey would end here. I lined myself up so that I would scrape door to door with the oncoming car and witnesses something beautiful - the guy getting splattered all over the front of the oncoming car.