How to tell if your a boring online player

[scouse_god]

1 - You go straight for "Barca, Inter, Man U, Brazil, Argentina" in your "Used Teams" and they are all Protected and these are the only 5 teams you have ever used.

2 - You put condition on Normal to make sure all your players you want to select will be fit

3 - Your formation changes to 4-3-3 with 1 man in the centre 2 on the far wings as far across as possible

4 - You put your fastest players on the pitch no matter where they play (e.g. Tevez in midfield for Man U just to have him on the pitch)

5 - You kick off and look for Messi/Adriano/Ronaldo as quick as possible and try to run through the whole team straight away

6 - Every goal you score consists of a run down the line in a straight line, cutting it across goal and knocking it in, running across the length of the area and shooting across the gk, running up to the gk then cutting off to the side and putting it in, getting as close to the goal as possible and hitting it as hard as possible (basically trying to score a goal the same time EVERY TIME, we get it you can score goals like this it dont make you good just boring!)

7 - Watching every single replay and continuing to put "Goal" all the time, obviously being proud of scoring a tap in from 2 yards

8 - Leaving a game when losing by more than 2 goals because you cant take the fact your run run run tactic isnt working

9 - To mix it up a bit an not go one of the big teams you choose............AC Milan or Lyon!!

If you meet at least 7 of these then you are a boring player online and you are ruining the online game for people who actually try to play properly!

 

[dan80]

yeh its boring but i dont play pes online cause it is shit

 

[gollom4]

yep its nothing to do with a player being able to run run run and score, this only actually only happens online because like dan has just said its shit online!

 

[trigglebeef]

How to tell if you're a sad act who is bitter because he loses at a game he shouldn't be playing online anyway because it's shit.

1) You write posts something like this:

"1 - You go straight for "Barca, Inter, Man U, Brazil, Argentina" in your "Used Teams" and they are all Protected and these are the only 5 teams you have ever used.

2 - You put condition on Normal to make sure all your players you want to select will be fit

3 - Your formation changes to 4-3-3 with 1 man in the centre 2 on the far wings as far across as possible

4 - You put your fastest players on the pitch no matter where they play (e.g. Tevez in midfield for Man U just to have him on the pitch)

5 - You kick off and look for Messi/Adriano/Ronaldo as quick as possible and try to run through the whole team straight away

6 - Every goal you score consists of a run down the line in a straight line, cutting it across goal and knocking it in, running across the length of the area and shooting across the gk, running up to the gk then cutting off to the side and putting it in, getting as close to the goal as possible and hitting it as hard as possible (basically trying to score a goal the same time EVERY TIME, we get it you can score goals like this it dont make you good just boring!)

7 - Watching every single replay and continuing to put "Goal" all the time, obviously being proud of scoring a tap in from 2 yards

8 - Leaving a game when losing by more than 2 goals because you cant take the fact your run run run tactic isnt working

9 - To mix it up a bit an not go one of the big teams you choose............AC Milan or Lyon!!

If you meet at least 7 of these then you are a boring player online and you are ruining the online game for people who actually try to play properly!"

 

[Dale C.]

How to tell if you're a sad act who is bitter because he loses at a game he shouldn't be playing online anyway because it's shit.
1) You write posts something like this:

"1 - You go straight for "Barca, Inter, Man U, Brazil, Argentina" in your "Used Teams" and they are all Protected and these are the only 5 teams you have ever used.

2 - You put condition on Normal to make sure all your players you want to select will be fit

3 - Your formation changes to 4-3-3 with 1 man in the centre 2 on the far wings as far across as possible

4 - You put your fastest players on the pitch no matter where they play (e.g. Tevez in midfield for Man U just to have him on the pitch)

5 - You kick off and look for Messi/Adriano/Ronaldo as quick as possible and try to run through the whole team straight away

6 - Every goal you score consists of a run down the line in a straight line, cutting it across goal and knocking it in, running across the length of the area and shooting across the gk, running up to the gk then cutting off to the side and putting it in, getting as close to the goal as possible and hitting it as hard as possible (basically trying to score a goal the same time EVERY TIME, we get it you can score goals like this it dont make you good just boring!)

7 - Watching every single replay and continuing to put "Goal" all the time, obviously being proud of scoring a tap in from 2 yards

8 - Leaving a game when losing by more than 2 goals because you cant take the fact your run run run tactic isnt working

9 - To mix it up a bit an not go one of the big teams you choose............AC Milan or Lyon!!

If you meet at least 7 of these then you are a boring player online and you are ruining the online game for people who actually try to play properly!"

:lol: :lol:

Anyway, what happens if you actually get a Barca supporter that picks Barca? You can't really complain about that...

 

[martyl2]

they always pass from goal kicks, free kicks...Hate players who refuse to play any form of long ball! Konami have to restore the balance so that fast players do not dictate the whole game!

 

[eddy1892]

How to tell if you're a sad act who is bitter because he loses at a game he shouldn't be playing online anyway because it's shit.

1) You write posts something like this:

"1 - You go straight for "Barca, Inter, Man U, Brazil, Argentina" in your "Used Teams" and they are all Protected and these are the only 5 teams you have ever used.

2 - You put condition on Normal to make sure all your players you want to select will be fit

3 - Your formation changes to 4-3-3 with 1 man in the centre 2 on the far wings as far across as possible

4 - You put your fastest players on the pitch no matter where they play (e.g. Tevez in midfield for Man U just to have him on the pitch)

5 - You kick off and look for Messi/Adriano/Ronaldo as quick as possible and try to run through the whole team straight away

6 - Every goal you score consists of a run down the line in a straight line, cutting it across goal and knocking it in, running across the length of the area and shooting across the gk, running up to the gk then cutting off to the side and putting it in, getting as close to the goal as possible and hitting it as hard as possible (basically trying to score a goal the same time EVERY TIME, we get it you can score goals like this it dont make you good just boring!)

7 - Watching every single replay and continuing to put "Goal" all the time, obviously being proud of scoring a tap in from 2 yards

8 - Leaving a game when losing by more than 2 goals because you cant take the fact your run run run tactic isnt working

9 - To mix it up a bit an not go one of the big teams you choose............AC Milan or Lyon!!

If you meet at least 7 of these then you are a boring player online and you are ruining the online game for people who actually try to play properly!"

funny shit
i find the team i am dictates how i play i love a 4 5 1 formation and couldn't get it working well with some teams so switched to a 4 4 2
which is nearly a 4 1 5 and am murdering teams with marsielle with it.

 

[Tommy88]

Yeah well i support Newcastle & i dont pick them non stop & refuse to pick anyone else like 50% of the barca freeks who literaly refuse to ply with anyone else.

I like playing them because most of them are so predictable & it gives me more satisfaction beating them especially because barca noobs & mardy twats seem 2 go hand in hand.

But every so often one of them willl scabbly keep getng through because of scripting & lag thats when it gets annoying.

 

[scouse_god]

How to tell if you're a sad act who is bitter because he loses at a game he shouldn't be playing online anyway because it's shit.

1) You write posts something like this:

"1 - You go straight for "Barca, Inter, Man U, Brazil, Argentina" in your "Used Teams" and they are all Protected and these are the only 5 teams you have ever used.

2 - You put condition on Normal to make sure all your players you want to select will be fit

3 - Your formation changes to 4-3-3 with 1 man in the centre 2 on the far wings as far across as possible

4 - You put your fastest players on the pitch no matter where they play (e.g. Tevez in midfield for Man U just to have him on the pitch)

5 - You kick off and look for Messi/Adriano/Ronaldo as quick as possible and try to run through the whole team straight away

6 - Every goal you score consists of a run down the line in a straight line, cutting it across goal and knocking it in, running across the length of the area and shooting across the gk, running up to the gk then cutting off to the side and putting it in, getting as close to the goal as possible and hitting it as hard as possible (basically trying to score a goal the same time EVERY TIME, we get it you can score goals like this it dont make you good just boring!)

7 - Watching every single replay and continuing to put "Goal" all the time, obviously being proud of scoring a tap in from 2 yards

8 - Leaving a game when losing by more than 2 goals because you cant take the fact your run run run tactic isnt working

9 - To mix it up a bit an not go one of the big teams you choose............AC Milan or Lyon!!

If you meet at least 7 of these then you are a boring player online and you are ruining the online game for people who actually try to play properly!"

I guess you meet at least 7 of the above and dont want to admit it hey??

I dont actually lose many online, I just get bored of all of the above game after game after game, puts me off playing online alot.

If I actually played good players online I would enjoy more games, usually though its 2 or 3 games playing people who do the above, win most of them but get so bored of the same type of game just turn pes off.

Online isnt actually shit if you get a good player with a good connection. If your finding it shit maybe you have a shit connection yaself

 

[trigglebeef]

I've only played 4 online games on it and they were all complete disasters. Won 2 and lost 2 but they reminded me more of Star Trek than football. Beam me up Scotty!

 

[souvlakimike]

ye the online is fairly terrible, both konami and online users are at fault. people who use these huge teams everytime and yet konami cannot get a good online gameplay. i will never quit PES because i have always loved it. when i was a really young, i used to play PES and Fifa and not tell the difference. but i guess PES has always been the one for me. Online is terrible. please fix it KONAMI

 

[gooderz]

this thread is insane...

you can't have beef with someone if they've discovered a way of being unbeatable... and if you have worn them down into quitting then surely thats reward enough??? making somone quit is great fun coz you know the prick on the other end is fuming (note: they are only pricks if they quit)

it is well annoying though i'll give you that, when people score the same type of goal every time. i don't like to do the same things and i like to mix things up, but you can't slag someone off for having wide players.

all in all though, who give's a shit about online play really? it's toilet and the rankings are silly. the people at top spots have all played the same person a million times and won 3-0 every time. thats more fishy than grimsby!!!

 

[Baddar]

Half of the points you make (scouse_god) are stupid though. The thread could almost be titled "How to easily wind up people on PES"

Ugh. That came out all wrong, but scrolling up, I see that trigglebeef has pretty much summed up what I was trying to say.

 

[Badgerman]

I combatted this by being seriously awesome.

Seriously, nothing gave me better pleasure than people constantly tweaking their fancy tactics with Barca and the like and I swan along with my default Portsmouth formation and muller them.

Oh aye, I am awesome.

 

[Dale C.]

I combatted this by being seriously awesome.

Zomg, thats exactly what I do O_0

 

[souvlakimike]

Badgerman im agree. i do the same. i play against these barca kids and i will be a lower team like maybe everton (no offence but Barca bigger than everton) and i will smash it 4-0. thats when i feel good. and i know the other end they are fuming.

 

[SmAsHeD]

tbh,i dun mind ppl use messi or c ron dribblin coz thtz still kinda a skill but wt i reli reli hate s when ppl use etoo or kaka just run through the whole bloody squad!
i used 2 b the ppl who use c ron run down the sides n dribble all around,but nowadays i use 4 3 3 wiv all players centralised, playin passin game n only dribble when necessary. it waz reli reli hard at the beginnin(lost quite a lot) but now i would call it challengin,rather than hard.hv bn winnin now n itz more fun!

 

[dicky_t]

i call these players konami rating muppets

but if you understand what scouse_god is saying you will realise why most ppl have switched to fifa ,theres little or no talent needed to win at pes anymore ,pick a big club ,give it to a good dribbler and let him run through and do the cutback then sit back watching him press the hahahaahaha all the way through the replay

the only advice here is to stick with the game ,you know they can only attack one way ,its so predictable and boring ,if you lose your not bothered ,if you win you constantly press the"that was satisfying" if they ask you to play again ,you reply

naa m8 your shit and very boring

 

[souvlakimike]

lol ye thats good. that'll really get them going

 

[El_Pupi]

1 - You go straight for "Barca, Inter, Man U, Brazil, Argentina" in your "Used Teams" and they are all Protected and these are the only 5 teams you have ever used.

2 - You put condition on Normal to make sure all your players you want to select will be fit

3 - Your formation changes to 4-3-3 with 1 man in the centre 2 on the far wings as far across as possible

4 - You put your fastest players on the pitch no matter where they play (e.g. Tevez in midfield for Man U just to have him on the pitch)

5 - You kick off and look for Messi/Adriano/Ronaldo as quick as possible and try to run through the whole team straight away

6 - Every goal you score consists of a run down the line in a straight line, cutting it across goal and knocking it in, running across the length of the area and shooting across the gk, running up to the gk then cutting off to the side and putting it in, getting as close to the goal as possible and hitting it as hard as possible (basically trying to score a goal the same time EVERY TIME, we get it you can score goals like this it dont make you good just boring!)

7 - Watching every single replay and continuing to put "Goal" all the time, obviously being proud of scoring a tap in from 2 yards

8 - Leaving a game when losing by more than 2 goals because you cant take the fact your run run run tactic isnt working

9 - To mix it up a bit an not go one of the big teams you choose............AC Milan or Lyon!!

If you meet at least 7 of these then you are a boring player online and you are ruining the online game for people who actually try to play properly!

this is actually very true, i thought it was funny, people that do this are so pathetic.