"Do you want variation?"
"I think I'm entitled."
"Do you want variation?"
"I want the truth!"
"Fan boys can't handle the truth!"
This was taken from the archives of a PES court case. The case involved trolls and fanboys who said that 'PES was boring' and that goal variation was rubbish and limited. PES fought back! In his defence Colonel Nathan Techboy11, put this to the jury, who whole heartedly agreed that PES was the dog's bollocks...the case against PES was dropped and Seabass was offered millions in compensation...which he spent on retro music, 'I be loving you long time' girls, in game boots and hairstyles, and the 1.01 patch which 'improved' keepers.
This month though evidence has been leaked that shows what won PES "The People v PES Variation case!
Here it is -
1) Exclusive Passing Moves (This is primarily to show those that PES has build up play!)
The Barce Goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXrn5zoGbuU
To all those that say you can't play precise football in or around the box
The CPU possession, slow build play and goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij40i4-bt7k
To all those that say the CPU is thick and is not patient
Spurs keeping it
http://youtu.be/VXsGpy_fQWU
Long possession, Liverpool under pressure, eventually buckle
Liverpool keep ball straight from kick off
http://youtu.be/AQh5rhbeQ9k
Kuyt scores a brilliant goal after defence splitting pass, kept for 31 secs
Arsenal chasing the game, 2-1 down
http://youtu.be/4Qp2yjDJSQ8
Pass and move for a long time before the clip, which leads to penalty
2) Thunderbolts and drives
Charlie Adam Rocket off the bar
http://youtu.be/B5G8FQT9Xi0
This was an unmodded PS3 goal, notice the ball is like a 'balloon' and there's 'no power' behind the shot.
Adam stunner, left foot rifle
http://youtu.be/htwpJVNenRw
Adam...left peg...simples
Lovely textbook strike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVCX1n8VOuU
I think Adam back heels it totally throwing the defence, which gives Gerrard all the time to fire one
Gerrard thunderbolt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2JjGBslQA
Steve G, great stuff.
Low stinging drive
http://youtu.be/DYJkzmHMkWs
Placement, hard across the deck
The 'Ronaldo' strike
http://youtu.be/maLvk_S4YRI
Steve G hits one like CR7, front of the laces with some mid flight dip
3)Get behind the full back
Behind the full back
http://youtu.be/rwIahn1wrQw
Get it in
Cross ball, tap in
http://youtu.be/DyGVFGRBKLk
Again, nice move, nice cross, get on the end of it son
4) Free kicks
Charlie Adam
http://youtu.be/kL7bYXtT23A
versus Man Utd
Deflection off a free kick
http://youtu.be/_ivs-nArSoo
Ball gets deflected, Carroll pounces
Andy Carroll
http://youtu.be/55DrXaYFdps
Lovely diagonal header, high into the corner
City free kick
http://youtu.be/mgQAGcUaEbs
Man City free kick, cushion header, control, and finish
Longer free kick
http://youtu.be/fwKOuqCBub0
Kick is executed, flick on, control and finish
5) Individual brilliance
Aguero magic
http://youtu.be/T2Wo9vVSW6w
Beautiful skill, goes past two defenders, sublime finish
Bolton Equaliser
http://youtu.be/i_QGpV00TYs
Aerial threat all day, flick on, then all about the finish
Dirk Kuyt
http://youtu.be/StrHL3uHIV4
Kuyt gets fed with a nice through but takes them both on and finishes
Composure
http://youtu.be/GRG1do7UCnQ
Lovely reverse pass, then uses the CPU's momentum against him, opens his body, but shoots near post. Lovely
Suarez magic
http://youtu.be/7G08nBKPO3E
Luis says see you later to the defender, comes back inside and hits a lovely finesse finish
Suarez technique
http://youtu.be/mPZqY1IHTys
Lovely volley
Dirk Dinks it....
http://youtu.be/zzRY6Plrsd0
Then dinks one over him, composure
Superb move, wonderful individual skill
http://youtu.be/yVjZX42Vbxw
Downing hits a stunner
Rafael...
http://youtu.be/PEoZSfdMFww
van der Vaart brilliance
All action
http://youtu.be/PjOWKjjLmaA
Volley and save, then reverse ball volley goal
Lovely back post effort
http://youtu.be/LD9oHJQt_S8
Charlie Adam manufactures something special from close proximity
6) Scrappy goals
One on one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0LAdzMY2s8
Shot parried, then finished
Suarez for Carroll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrKXMX7NdNY
Suarez cushion header
7) Headers
Downing cross
http://youtu.be/ZB4YKxqC2D0
Dynamic play, Downing crosses, powered home
Corner
http://youtu.be/UV59L8RQAOg
Converted from corner
End to end...
http://youtu.be/vQENKZ6npww
Which ends with a finish
8) Through balls
Gerrard puts the ball through the net
http://youtu.be/PrSdCfypk2I
Thunderous across the keeper finished
Carroll smash
http://youtu.be/bVvjXiyKdGs
Carroll gives the keeper the eyes then hits it near post
Calm
http://youtu.be/UqUX48yN4iU
Through ball, calm finish
Keeper saves
http://youtu.be/6L7c9aNwGf4
Maxi calm effort
9) Neat play
Craig Bellamy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mtBwd0Plc
Deflected goal
Silva
http://youtu.be/G71Nkqfp6Jg
Great finish
10) So close (bars)
Gerrard unlucky
http://youtu.be/XpxCoOKyZk4
Hits the bar
Lucas tries from tight angle
http://youtu.be/8egiZBKKluU
Again the ricochet..
11) Goalies
Great reflexes
http://youtu.be/caKAR_n5QlI
Cross, volley and great save
Through ball v the keeper
http://youtu.be/cQdzVUuLmU8
Excellent hands
http://youtu.be/ZZ1tsJlFMYI
Safe handling
So just to highlight, from my point of view I have shown with video evidence earlier in the week why I think PES is a brilliant game gameplay wise and realistic in terms of player positioning and movement, I have shown that there is more than the counter attack method to score, I have shown goal variation of the highest kind, and I have shown some excellent CPU build up play and human build up play. The only thing I would take on board from the comments this week is that gameplay has been a little too fast, which I have toned down accordingly this week. I now have the perfect game.
I'm 6th in the league halfway through the season, I am knocked out of the Europa league on goal difference (with 11 points!, yeah I know crazy it was), but I feel I'm making real inroads of late and I'm getting to know me team better. My only severe beating was the Chelsea game. I really do feel that by the end of this first season, with a couple of new signings, I can mount a serious challenge next year. I also think that with these new settled settings I can concentrate purely on playing, and less time on messing about. I will be contributing but only in passing now, my missus has given me the ultimatum after seemingly spending ALL week on these forums; spend time with me or face the consequences; which I'm not quite sure is good or bad?!?
Anyways, night night.
PS
*** SOME BONUS MATERIAL ***
This was the game were I was destroyed by Chelsea (AVB is doing something right in this game because Chelsea are the bees knees here), every goals highlights is below -
Chelsea 1st - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUjUkwyde8
Chelsea 2nd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc2qSA85p-Q
Chelsea 3rd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Wyh3H_pQE
Chelsea 4th - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANWxo53tFzU
Chelsea 5th - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moZBfkVUJo8
Liverpool Consolation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdOgYcDIT7I
"I think I'm entitled."
"Do you want variation?"
"I want the truth!"
"Fan boys can't handle the truth!"
This was taken from the archives of a PES court case. The case involved trolls and fanboys who said that 'PES was boring' and that goal variation was rubbish and limited. PES fought back! In his defence Colonel Nathan Techboy11, put this to the jury, who whole heartedly agreed that PES was the dog's bollocks...the case against PES was dropped and Seabass was offered millions in compensation...which he spent on retro music, 'I be loving you long time' girls, in game boots and hairstyles, and the 1.01 patch which 'improved' keepers.
This month though evidence has been leaked that shows what won PES "The People v PES Variation case!
Here it is -
1) Exclusive Passing Moves (This is primarily to show those that PES has build up play!)
The Barce Goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXrn5zoGbuU
To all those that say you can't play precise football in or around the box
The CPU possession, slow build play and goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij40i4-bt7k
To all those that say the CPU is thick and is not patient
Spurs keeping it
http://youtu.be/VXsGpy_fQWU
Long possession, Liverpool under pressure, eventually buckle
Liverpool keep ball straight from kick off
http://youtu.be/AQh5rhbeQ9k
Kuyt scores a brilliant goal after defence splitting pass, kept for 31 secs
Arsenal chasing the game, 2-1 down
http://youtu.be/4Qp2yjDJSQ8
Pass and move for a long time before the clip, which leads to penalty
2) Thunderbolts and drives
Charlie Adam Rocket off the bar
http://youtu.be/B5G8FQT9Xi0
This was an unmodded PS3 goal, notice the ball is like a 'balloon' and there's 'no power' behind the shot.
Adam stunner, left foot rifle
http://youtu.be/htwpJVNenRw
Adam...left peg...simples
Lovely textbook strike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVCX1n8VOuU
I think Adam back heels it totally throwing the defence, which gives Gerrard all the time to fire one
Gerrard thunderbolt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2JjGBslQA
Steve G, great stuff.
Low stinging drive
http://youtu.be/DYJkzmHMkWs
Placement, hard across the deck
The 'Ronaldo' strike
http://youtu.be/maLvk_S4YRI
Steve G hits one like CR7, front of the laces with some mid flight dip
3)Get behind the full back
Behind the full back
http://youtu.be/rwIahn1wrQw
Get it in
Cross ball, tap in
http://youtu.be/DyGVFGRBKLk
Again, nice move, nice cross, get on the end of it son
4) Free kicks
Charlie Adam
http://youtu.be/kL7bYXtT23A
versus Man Utd
Deflection off a free kick
http://youtu.be/_ivs-nArSoo
Ball gets deflected, Carroll pounces
Andy Carroll
http://youtu.be/55DrXaYFdps
Lovely diagonal header, high into the corner
City free kick
http://youtu.be/mgQAGcUaEbs
Man City free kick, cushion header, control, and finish
Longer free kick
http://youtu.be/fwKOuqCBub0
Kick is executed, flick on, control and finish
5) Individual brilliance
Aguero magic
http://youtu.be/T2Wo9vVSW6w
Beautiful skill, goes past two defenders, sublime finish
Bolton Equaliser
http://youtu.be/i_QGpV00TYs
Aerial threat all day, flick on, then all about the finish
Dirk Kuyt
http://youtu.be/StrHL3uHIV4
Kuyt gets fed with a nice through but takes them both on and finishes
Composure
http://youtu.be/GRG1do7UCnQ
Lovely reverse pass, then uses the CPU's momentum against him, opens his body, but shoots near post. Lovely
Suarez magic
http://youtu.be/7G08nBKPO3E
Luis says see you later to the defender, comes back inside and hits a lovely finesse finish
Suarez technique
http://youtu.be/mPZqY1IHTys
Lovely volley
Dirk Dinks it....
http://youtu.be/zzRY6Plrsd0
Then dinks one over him, composure
Superb move, wonderful individual skill
http://youtu.be/yVjZX42Vbxw
Downing hits a stunner
Rafael...
http://youtu.be/PEoZSfdMFww
van der Vaart brilliance
All action
http://youtu.be/PjOWKjjLmaA
Volley and save, then reverse ball volley goal
Lovely back post effort
http://youtu.be/LD9oHJQt_S8
Charlie Adam manufactures something special from close proximity
6) Scrappy goals
One on one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0LAdzMY2s8
Shot parried, then finished
Suarez for Carroll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrKXMX7NdNY
Suarez cushion header
7) Headers
Downing cross
http://youtu.be/ZB4YKxqC2D0
Dynamic play, Downing crosses, powered home
Corner
http://youtu.be/UV59L8RQAOg
Converted from corner
End to end...
http://youtu.be/vQENKZ6npww
Which ends with a finish
8) Through balls
Gerrard puts the ball through the net
http://youtu.be/PrSdCfypk2I
Thunderous across the keeper finished
Carroll smash
http://youtu.be/bVvjXiyKdGs
Carroll gives the keeper the eyes then hits it near post
Calm
http://youtu.be/UqUX48yN4iU
Through ball, calm finish
Keeper saves
http://youtu.be/6L7c9aNwGf4
Maxi calm effort
9) Neat play
Craig Bellamy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mtBwd0Plc
Deflected goal
Silva
http://youtu.be/G71Nkqfp6Jg
Great finish
10) So close (bars)
Gerrard unlucky
http://youtu.be/XpxCoOKyZk4
Hits the bar
Lucas tries from tight angle
http://youtu.be/8egiZBKKluU
Again the ricochet..
11) Goalies
Great reflexes
http://youtu.be/caKAR_n5QlI
Cross, volley and great save
Through ball v the keeper
http://youtu.be/cQdzVUuLmU8
Excellent hands
http://youtu.be/ZZ1tsJlFMYI
Safe handling
So just to highlight, from my point of view I have shown with video evidence earlier in the week why I think PES is a brilliant game gameplay wise and realistic in terms of player positioning and movement, I have shown that there is more than the counter attack method to score, I have shown goal variation of the highest kind, and I have shown some excellent CPU build up play and human build up play. The only thing I would take on board from the comments this week is that gameplay has been a little too fast, which I have toned down accordingly this week. I now have the perfect game.
I'm 6th in the league halfway through the season, I am knocked out of the Europa league on goal difference (with 11 points!, yeah I know crazy it was), but I feel I'm making real inroads of late and I'm getting to know me team better. My only severe beating was the Chelsea game. I really do feel that by the end of this first season, with a couple of new signings, I can mount a serious challenge next year. I also think that with these new settled settings I can concentrate purely on playing, and less time on messing about. I will be contributing but only in passing now, my missus has given me the ultimatum after seemingly spending ALL week on these forums; spend time with me or face the consequences; which I'm not quite sure is good or bad?!?
Anyways, night night.
PS
*** SOME BONUS MATERIAL ***
This was the game were I was destroyed by Chelsea (AVB is doing something right in this game because Chelsea are the bees knees here), every goals highlights is below -
Chelsea 1st - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUjUkwyde8
Chelsea 2nd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc2qSA85p-Q
Chelsea 3rd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Wyh3H_pQE
Chelsea 4th - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANWxo53tFzU
Chelsea 5th - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moZBfkVUJo8
Liverpool Consolation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdOgYcDIT7I