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Variation in PES

techboy11

Registered User
"Do you want variation?"
"I think I'm entitled."
"Do you want variation?"
"I want the truth!"
"Fan boys can't handle the truth!"

This was taken from the archives of a PES court case. The case involved trolls and fanboys who said that 'PES was boring' and that goal variation was rubbish and limited. PES fought back! In his defence Colonel Nathan Techboy11, put this to the jury, who whole heartedly agreed that PES was the dog's bollocks...the case against PES was dropped and Seabass was offered millions in compensation...which he spent on retro music, 'I be loving you long time' girls, in game boots and hairstyles, and the 1.01 patch which 'improved' keepers.

This month though evidence has been leaked that shows what won PES "The People v PES Variation case!

Here it is -

1) Exclusive Passing Moves (This is primarily to show those that PES has build up play!)

The Barce Goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXrn5zoGbuU
To all those that say you can't play precise football in or around the box

The CPU possession, slow build play and goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij40i4-bt7k
To all those that say the CPU is thick and is not patient

Spurs keeping it
http://youtu.be/VXsGpy_fQWU
Long possession, Liverpool under pressure, eventually buckle

Liverpool keep ball straight from kick off
http://youtu.be/AQh5rhbeQ9k
Kuyt scores a brilliant goal after defence splitting pass, kept for 31 secs

Arsenal chasing the game, 2-1 down
http://youtu.be/4Qp2yjDJSQ8
Pass and move for a long time before the clip, which leads to penalty

2) Thunderbolts and drives

Charlie Adam Rocket off the bar
http://youtu.be/B5G8FQT9Xi0
This was an unmodded PS3 goal, notice the ball is like a 'balloon' and there's 'no power' behind the shot.

Adam stunner, left foot rifle
http://youtu.be/htwpJVNenRw
Adam...left peg...simples

Lovely textbook strike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVCX1n8VOuU
I think Adam back heels it totally throwing the defence, which gives Gerrard all the time to fire one

Gerrard thunderbolt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2JjGBslQA
Steve G, great stuff.

Low stinging drive
http://youtu.be/DYJkzmHMkWs
Placement, hard across the deck

The 'Ronaldo' strike
http://youtu.be/maLvk_S4YRI
Steve G hits one like CR7, front of the laces with some mid flight dip

3)Get behind the full back

Behind the full back
http://youtu.be/rwIahn1wrQw
Get it in

Cross ball, tap in
http://youtu.be/DyGVFGRBKLk
Again, nice move, nice cross, get on the end of it son

4) Free kicks

Charlie Adam
http://youtu.be/kL7bYXtT23A
versus Man Utd

Deflection off a free kick
http://youtu.be/_ivs-nArSoo
Ball gets deflected, Carroll pounces

Andy Carroll
http://youtu.be/55DrXaYFdps
Lovely diagonal header, high into the corner

City free kick
http://youtu.be/mgQAGcUaEbs
Man City free kick, cushion header, control, and finish

Longer free kick
http://youtu.be/fwKOuqCBub0
Kick is executed, flick on, control and finish

5) Individual brilliance

Aguero magic
http://youtu.be/T2Wo9vVSW6w
Beautiful skill, goes past two defenders, sublime finish

Bolton Equaliser
http://youtu.be/i_QGpV00TYs
Aerial threat all day, flick on, then all about the finish

Dirk Kuyt
http://youtu.be/StrHL3uHIV4
Kuyt gets fed with a nice through but takes them both on and finishes

Composure
http://youtu.be/GRG1do7UCnQ
Lovely reverse pass, then uses the CPU's momentum against him, opens his body, but shoots near post. Lovely

Suarez magic
http://youtu.be/7G08nBKPO3E
Luis says see you later to the defender, comes back inside and hits a lovely finesse finish

Suarez technique
http://youtu.be/mPZqY1IHTys
Lovely volley

Dirk Dinks it....
http://youtu.be/zzRY6Plrsd0
Then dinks one over him, composure

Superb move, wonderful individual skill
http://youtu.be/yVjZX42Vbxw
Downing hits a stunner

Rafael...
http://youtu.be/PEoZSfdMFww
van der Vaart brilliance

All action
http://youtu.be/PjOWKjjLmaA
Volley and save, then reverse ball volley goal

Lovely back post effort
http://youtu.be/LD9oHJQt_S8
Charlie Adam manufactures something special from close proximity

6) Scrappy goals

One on one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0LAdzMY2s8
Shot parried, then finished

Suarez for Carroll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrKXMX7NdNY
Suarez cushion header

7) Headers

Downing cross
http://youtu.be/ZB4YKxqC2D0
Dynamic play, Downing crosses, powered home

Corner
http://youtu.be/UV59L8RQAOg
Converted from corner

End to end...
http://youtu.be/vQENKZ6npww
Which ends with a finish

8) Through balls

Gerrard puts the ball through the net
http://youtu.be/PrSdCfypk2I
Thunderous across the keeper finished

Carroll smash
http://youtu.be/bVvjXiyKdGs
Carroll gives the keeper the eyes then hits it near post

Calm
http://youtu.be/UqUX48yN4iU
Through ball, calm finish

Keeper saves
http://youtu.be/6L7c9aNwGf4
Maxi calm effort

9) Neat play

Craig Bellamy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mtBwd0Plc
Deflected goal

Silva
http://youtu.be/G71Nkqfp6Jg
Great finish

10) So close (bars)

Gerrard unlucky
http://youtu.be/XpxCoOKyZk4
Hits the bar

Lucas tries from tight angle
http://youtu.be/8egiZBKKluU
Again the ricochet..

11) Goalies

Great reflexes
http://youtu.be/caKAR_n5QlI
Cross, volley and great save

Through ball v the keeper
http://youtu.be/cQdzVUuLmU8

Excellent hands
http://youtu.be/ZZ1tsJlFMYI
Safe handling

So just to highlight, from my point of view I have shown with video evidence earlier in the week why I think PES is a brilliant game gameplay wise and realistic in terms of player positioning and movement, I have shown that there is more than the counter attack method to score, I have shown goal variation of the highest kind, and I have shown some excellent CPU build up play and human build up play. The only thing I would take on board from the comments this week is that gameplay has been a little too fast, which I have toned down accordingly this week. I now have the perfect game.

I'm 6th in the league halfway through the season, I am knocked out of the Europa league on goal difference (with 11 points!, yeah I know crazy it was), but I feel I'm making real inroads of late and I'm getting to know me team better. My only severe beating was the Chelsea game. I really do feel that by the end of this first season, with a couple of new signings, I can mount a serious challenge next year. I also think that with these new settled settings I can concentrate purely on playing, and less time on messing about. I will be contributing but only in passing now, my missus has given me the ultimatum after seemingly spending ALL week on these forums; spend time with me or face the consequences; which I'm not quite sure is good or bad?!?

Anyways, night night.

PS

*** SOME BONUS MATERIAL ***
This was the game were I was destroyed by Chelsea (AVB is doing something right in this game because Chelsea are the bees knees here), every goals highlights is below -

Chelsea 1st - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUjUkwyde8
Chelsea 2nd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc2qSA85p-Q
Chelsea 3rd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Wyh3H_pQE
Chelsea 4th - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANWxo53tFzU
Chelsea 5th - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moZBfkVUJo8
Liverpool Consolation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdOgYcDIT7I
 

Makavelian

Registered User
The bad certainly outweighs the good.
Online and multi-player is shite.
Playing against the A.I is boring and repetitive.Every team passes there way out of trouble with godly technique.
I started a ml recently played about 5 games and putting aside how awful the ml is now with all the shite that they've tacked onto it , the game is just unbearable because of a.i cheating!
The way they attack you is embarrassing.Players like fucking Lampard and even lesser players just carrying the ball up the park with totally unrealistic ability and movement.Everything seems like a last ditch tackle because defenders are so floaty and hopeless.



You try to pressure the A.I with an off the ball player and the attacking A.I just turn on beast mode not respecting there ability/stats in game and turn in to world class players with world class vision and world class ball control and movement. The pressure button is pretty useless majority of the time.
I've tried the game play patch which removed scripting ,but still feel a lot of times when the A.I are in my final third i'm stuck in a transition which no matter how well i defend the A.I will skip past you or get a chance on goal.
I know most properly you will now reply that i'm a fifa fag or something else along those lines or that i'm not good at the game , be my guest.


No doubt the game has positives but like i said the bad well outweighs the good.

I knew you was tech_skill .
Them opening sentences with that creative righting make it blatantly obvious:joel:.Why did you make a new account?
 

techboy11

Registered User
The bad certainly outweighs the good.
Online and multi-player is shite.
Playing against the A.I is boring and repetitive.Every team passes there way out of trouble with godly technique.
I started a ml recently played about 5 games and putting aside how awful the ml is now with all the shite that they've tacked onto it , the game is just unbearable because of a.i cheating!
The way they attack you is embarrassing.Players like fucking Lampard and even lesser players just carrying the ball up the park with totally unrealistic ability and movement.Everything seems like a last ditch tackle because defenders are so floaty and hopeless.



You try to pressure the A.I with an off the ball player and the attacking A.I just turn on beast mode not respecting there ability/stats in game and turn in to world class players with world class vision and world class ball control and movement. The pressure button is pretty useless majority of the time.
I've tried the game play patch which removed scripting ,but still feel a lot of times when the A.I are in my final third i'm stuck in a transition which no matter how well i defend the A.I will skip past you or get a chance on goal.
I know most properly you will now reply that i'm a fifa fag or something else along those lines or that i'm not good at the game , be my guest.


No doubt the game has positives but like i said the bad well outweighs the good.

I knew you was tech_skill .
Them opening sentences with that creative righting make it blatantly obvious:joel:.Why did you make a new account?

Mak, I'm seriously not this Tech_Skill character lol, I go under the name of ccshopland on some other forums, but I am very much not Tech_Skill, although I do seem to recall he was on here a lot.
 

abu97

Registered User
After watching those vids, they actually make PES look grea and brilliant but that's because of the patch. FIFA beats PES without the patch and on patch 1.02, the display stats are unreal, everyteam make interceptions like barca, no teams play to their real abilities or sliders so no tactics are used, every team defend the same so it is just boring every time. Can you please tell me Techboy if there is a patch that will work on PS3?

Also, someone else called Techboy Amateur a week ago
 

techboy11

Registered User
After watching those vids, they actually make PES look grea and brilliant but that's because of the patch. FIFA beats PES without the patch and on patch 1.02, the display stats are unreal, everyteam make interceptions like barca, no teams play to their real abilities or sliders so no tactics are used, every team defend the same so it is just boring every time. Can you please tell me Techboy if there is a patch that will work on PS3?

Also, someone else called Techboy Amateur a week ago

I am just techboy, sometimes techboy11 or techboy12 or ccshopland, but never these other characters!?!

The only 'patch' on the PS3 is a guy called Chimps who edits the game stats to even out the game, but I don't think it makes any core engine changes. He spends hours editing it fair play.
 

Luisao82

Registered User
Playing against the A.I is boring and repetitive. Every team passes there way out of trouble with godly technique.

That were exactly my thoughts for the first 5-7 games.

Then I learned how to defend and how to disarm the AI in PES 2012. :rolleyes::cool:
 

markcross

Banned
That were exactly my thoughts for the first 5-7 games.

Then I learned how to defend and how to disarm the AI in PES 2012. :rolleyes::cool:

I hav to disagree wiv mak, i think the good far outweighs the bad, for me online anyway, an a bit of advice for techboy, listen to the mrs, i wish i did, pes is awesome but it comes 2nd to crushin pussy which i now miss
 

DIECI

Registered User
We need to find a way to make this patch work for ps3!!!

In pes13 I hope konami give us gameplay sliders !!!
 

xmundox

Registered User
"Do you want variation?"
"I think I'm entitled."
"Do you want variation?"
"I want the truth!"
"Fan boys can't handle the truth!"

Spurs keeping it
http://youtu.be/VXsGpy_fQWU
Long possession, Liverpool under pressure, eventually buckle

Hi Techboy11, if it is not too much to ask, could you tell me which formation and the settings(player support etc.) you used on the spurs keeping it video.
 

shaun7

Registered User
^On PC, you can edit the texture files with Game graphics studio, so you can change the logos. But these kind of patches are usually included with big patches like the fire patch and pesedit patch. :cool:
 

techboy11

Registered User
Scored a lovely little Poborsky goal yesterday with Suarez, first time I've been able to execute that type of goal.
 

abu97

Registered User
Has anyone ever scored a scorpion kick on this game. I've even tried positioningg Ibrahimovic in training to try it and all he does is a bicycle kick which goes in the skies.
 
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