Wife gone because of PES!

[bongplayer]

^ bet you are a virgin really

Bet your mom on it

I've actually been married for a year

 

[gooderz]

haha!!! mate that is some serious shit!!! luckily i work shifts so i get loadsa time on my own to play good shout though, i give my wife a right dressing down when she leaves evo out of it's case... fcuking sacralidge!!!

 

[fick]

So long as you can save the replay.

:chanlaugh: Save the replay!!! Class...

 

[proevofan88]

to the guy who made the thread:

If your story is true then you are truly fucked in the head and need to be medicated immediately

if ur making shit up not bad lol i laughed....

i hope it wasnt true

 

[Dale C.]

^ bet you are a virgin really

LOL blatantly

 

[CaptainCabinet]

I would just like to state, that the people who found this funny are probably the same people that found Little Britain still funny after the second episode of the first series.

 

[ads]

I'm pretty shocked that this thread has generated so many posts.

@ Theo, maybe I should post a jam/marmalade thread :smug:

 

[CaptainCabinet]

I'm pretty shocked that this thread has generated so many posts.

@ Theo, maybe I should post a jam/marmalade thread :smug:

Fuck yes, that'd get the people talking.

 

[Dale C.]

I would just like to state, that the people who found this funny are probably the same people that found Little Britain still funny after the second episode of the first series.

some of it was funny man....which i clearly stated in the other thread

 

[fick]

I would just like to state, that the people who found this funny are probably the same people that found Little Britain still funny after the second episode of the first series.

CC, the thread start was stupid... some of the comments after have made interesting/humourous reading for me this morning though.

Certainly a pleasant change as all I'm hearing on the radio this morning is about the presidential election.

 

[CaptainCabinet]

CC, the thread start was stupid... some of the comments after have made interesting/humourous reading for me this morning though.

Certainly a pleasant change as all I'm hearing on the radio this morning is about the presidential election.

He's a black man don't you know. :mellow:

 

[fick]

He's a black man don't you know. :mellow:

D'ya know, I might just have heard something along those lines.

Would certainly explain why Jessie Jackson sounded so exited this morning....

 

[red]

How long do you give the new president before he gets a Kennedy hair cut?

 

[Damojag]

This is the same guy that posted on how he went in goals on BAL...
http://www.pesgaming.com/showthread.php?t=65809

Perhaps we have a compulsive liar?

 

[Preki-USA]

I'm pretty shocked that this thread has generated so many posts.

@ Theo, maybe I should post a jam/marmalade thread :smug:

As in:

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

 

[trigglebeef]

No it's not funny, even if it is a lie.

If it is true, you are such a fucking loser. A game is a fucking game, nothing more.

You should never put it before anyone, let alone your wife.

You are just a sad reflection upon most of todays society.

Get a life you cunt.

This guy's clearly been dumped by his lady recently. "Hun to the luck" mate.

 

[trigglebeef]

I'll add that if i caught my wife scratching up my copy of Pro Evo, she'd be out the door too, or the window, depending on which is closest.

 

[Red Owl]

This guy's clearly been dumped by his lady recently. "Hun to the luck" mate.

Or he has respect for his lady. Unlike basically everyone else on here it seems.

 

[Sho]

I always play my pes after work for hours and at weekends sometimes with mates round and my wife never really moaned.I started to notice my disc was getting massive scratches on it and I had replaced 3 consoles thinking thats what was causing the problem until one day..

I came home one day early from work unexpectedly and when i got in i heard a strange noise coming from upstairs I went up to investigate and opened our bedroom door and there was my wife with a key in her hand scratching my DISC!!! i was so angry I shouted at her and she was screaming how i care more about the game than her! well she was right ! i kicked her out that day and filed for divorce and to celebrate invited my mates round for a tourny we named it the batchelors cup LOL! i mean im not getting any sex lately and infact i have even stopped taking care of my appearance but im happy now its just me as i get to play my pro all day long i might even quit work and sign on the dole ?

anways anyone else had a problem like this?

Man, you need help.

 

[T-Rock]

Come on everyone, freaking relax. The guy is made a joke. Even if he's serious he's inviting us to laugh with him, not act like pompous d-bags. If you've never once in your life blown off a girl to play PES with the guys then frankly, you must be pathetically desperate for any female attention that comes your way.

D'ya know, I might just have heard something along those lines.

Would certainly explain why Jessie Jackson sounded so exited this morning....

Actually I saw him weeping last night. I think it dawned on him that his career is over. When THE MAN is indeed an African American man, who can Jesse complain is holding him down? It's a paradox!