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Amen brother! Drop them down into that mine in Chile! (Its safe to make jokes about that now right isn't it?)

Blimey, thats even more disappointing. Well I hope Mr Holme enjoys my seven quid.

Ah, what a wonderfully succinct - but ultimately disappointing outcome. I feel my pointless ramblings have been somewhat pointless. I assume said subs help keep the website running?

I'd imagine that if they are at school they are most likely playing FIFA. Only the cool kids play PES (Yeah take that FIFA players!)

I'm playing Killzone2 still. Head shot!

Said the copper to the robber before he beat him mercilessly with his truncheon - no euphemism intended. ... I'm kinda bored tonight. Still, its always fun to message someone on PSN after they've quit and say "oooh you cheating little so and so, wait til I tell your mum" ... I usually get...

Illuminate me please if you will, how do you become a PESgaming Elite? Initially I thought it must be based on number of posts and your reputation but I recall seeing an elite member who did not conform to that. So, how do you become an elitist? Do you prod the local chavs outside of your...

Its still better than the days of Barcelona being immense on Top Player AI yet you could always beat them easily.

I had some gimp score three own goals and at the time I found it amusing - until the game abandoned for improper conduct. I wanted to brain the little fucker. I was in a competition and needed the points and money. Whats the point in playing if you're going to quit? They may as well piss off...

This one arsehole I played beat me two one with both his goals coming late in the second half, he played a standard 4-4-2 and I guess to be fair to him he had a game plan, with me dominating possession and shots he just soaked it up while I looked for a second goal and then around the 60th...

I've not found them too much of a problem on MLO, but I find them on ML AI on Top Player likes whipping in hopeful crosses along the floor. I tend to use them whilst counter attacking but not as a form of 'hit and hope football'. On MLO there are some flagrant hit and hope players, through...

Strange, as Stoke City I scored almost every other game from low crosses, usually from my overlapping full back making a late run - High looping crosses are more of a lottery and have to be more precise and better timed but I've had no issue with low crosses.

Arse wipe of a cheating bitch LUCAS LEIVA!!!! On Top Player away to Liverpool on ML LUCAS FLIPPING LEIVA (I can't type or say his name without shouting it enraged - imagine that on SKY, Gerrard out to Babel back to .... Argh! LUCAS LEIVA!!) scored twice against me, the second had me smash up my...

I get stick from my mate about endlessly breaking or trading the game in and then re-buying it! Its like I forget all the things that drive me up the wall about it, convince myself I can remain calm and give it another shot and then lose my rag and get rid of it all over again. Its mental...

Glad its not just me! I smashed up my controller only after a day of having PES2011! I'm such a grumpy shit as well when I play PES, I snap at my other half for no reason other than PES rage. I have to stop myself from playing it because I turn into such a tit. I've spent a bloody fortune on PES...

Yeah, I've been there! I snapped two PES2010 discs and bought it about 4 times. I've already bought PES2011 twice as well! EDIT: Montanaro, on the PS3 version you can change the gamespeed to -2. I highly recommend trying it.

I'm an exponent of the -2 game speed, it only has one slight draw back in that you need to measure your passing power gauge more carefully. Still, you could call it a hardcore purists game speed, it seems well balanced enough. Now, if something could be done about the AI.

You can alter strategies by either not selecting manual ones (or removing them) and for the auto ones (team style) by going into the management edit section and removing all the team strategies. If you have both on then the manual one will override the auto until you switch it off.

They influence the behaviour of your players, e.g long ball, forwards will remain upfront.

You know EA and Konami have too much to lose by engaging the hardcore gamers. Firstly both companies know it will cost to much to create a product to meet hardcore expectation, secondly it doesn't represent a good return of money and Thirdly, why bother engaging them full stop when 70%+ copies...