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What happened to all the originality? Everyone's using either the Steven Gerrard picture, or Thierry Henry. At least I tried to be different. C'mon, I know you lot can do something a bit more different.

Here's my effort. I am actually quite proud of it.

I'm going off to do an entry. I shall be back later this afternoon with my completed entry. And yes, it'll be a serious entry. Rakes and everything. Or smething™.

If he hadn't of used "deep" - or a different word in place of it - then the sentence would comprise of "manz thinks dis site still." Which would make no sense, as there's no opinion of the site there. Clearly the boy thinks the site is deep, in a good way.

That's London slang for...in fact, let me break it down. One line at a time. "blap" - Random impact word, equivalent of shouting "Yeah!" at something. Occasionally can be like "'Ave It!" "manz lovin we8 still" - He likes Winning Eleven 8. The "still" is quite irrelevant, it doesn't...

Yes, I think it's really wise. In fact, I think it's more wise than anything I've ever done in my life, prior to the wise act of placing the wise banner on my wise signature. The fact that I haven't even posted in this thread makes me wonder why you brought it up here. This is why I hate...

Listen, McClean. You do not give out worse than that, all the time. In fact, you've never given worse than that, ever. You're 400-odd posts consist of waste-of-space threads and pointless comments about what's-the-time-esque questions. You're about as menacing as a one-legged duckling trapped...

It would be a feat of intelligence. Females aren't intelligent enough to refer to themselves in any other way than in the first person. ;)

You must inform those of us who don't know why it was you got banned from the net at home as soon as possible, Pig. Good to have you back.

Welcome back, Munky. You will forever remain Munky to me. I once attempted to change names, but I still got referred to as Nifty. So there you have it.

Let me be the first to tell you how original your log-in name is. ;) Welcome to the boards, mate. If you live up to half of your brother's standards, you'll be sorted!

It's a great site, and you'll like it, as long as you avoid the tossers. Oh, the irony in my previous statement.

I wonder what a player's success rate would be if he had no attempts, but scored a goal/more than one goal through deflections/running the ball into the goal?

If you had spelt serpent correctly, it would have been even better. ;)

Maybe it's because you use 2's and don't use capitals?

Most of them at you! One sign of youth = "txtspk" (e.g. "2" instead of "to"). Another sign of youth = the inability/laziness to use capitals. What's interesting in your case, Lami, is that you go to the trouble of using full-stops, but not capitals or commas. Interesting. OK. No longer...

When I first came to this forum, I knew nothing about patching. Now, a year and a half on, I still know nothing about patching. In half-a-year's time, I'll still know nothing about patching. That's not to blame the forum, though. I mean, I could try and learn about patching, but considering I...

My tactics for the Netherlands' group-deciding clash with the Latvians are in your e-mail inbox, t1000.

By saying it reminds you of real life when France beat England in injury time, you're basically saying that the England-France game was fixed, too. The word everyone's looking for is bow-locks.

I think The Dugout have the best system of yellow/red cards I've seen. The Dugout is also a Championship Manager forum. If a person is "booked," they receive (under their custom title) a yellow card with a reason and detail for how long the yellow card will last, ranging from "One day" until...