Ok so I've just started the 2023/2024 season with Portsmouth.
Right now we're seeing the second generation of players start to retire, which is causing me some headaches right now.
Here's some notes. This wont be all that structured because its like 2 in the morning.
P r e m i e r League (ugh, weird filter)
Yes, Port Vale are 3rd.
I'm guessing you will all be looking at Man Utd, Arse, Chels and Pool. Yeah, they're all shit now.
Saying that though, the top 4 and my beloved Pomp are the only teams to have won the title.
Norwich good lord.
I think Man City have been the most consistently strong team since I started, partly thanks to a player whom I somehow managed to avoid. That guy is Roman Zlamal.
God damn, at least he's 31.
Apart from that, the usual FM chaos has taken place. Spurs failing to stay up after their promotion gave me some personal satisfaction.
Something that surprised me was how long some of the original players lasted. Infact, Wayne Rooney is
still Man Utd's first choice striker. Slightly surprising was the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo partnered him up until his retirement in 2021.
Steven Gerrard had a 23 year career at Liverpool amassing 637 league appearances with 96 goals. Upon retirement he briefly took charge of Sunderland before moving to Norwich.
John Terry also had a 23 year career at Chelsea, racking up 639 league appearances. A subtle fuck you to Stevie G Perhaps? Nowadays John can be found as a coach at Portsmouth. Chelsea offered him the role of manager but he decided to stay on as coach when I offered him £50,000 a week.
Andres Guardado retired in the summer of 2023 but didn't stay on as a manager thus deleting his stats forever. Thanks you knob. I know that he was transferred to Villa for £5 mil at 35 years of age, astonishing stats considering his age.
Now onto my glorious Pomp.
A 32 year old John Fleck is one of two remnants of the original generation in my Portsmouth first team squad, the other being Mehmet Ekici. I paid Birmingham £13 mil for him in 2013 and he's occupied the super sub role, plugging gaps in midfield where need be.
Roberto Sanchez Rodriguez. Obviously he's been a victim of the Mexican generic naming system, but the guy walked into the heart of my defence at the age of 20 in 2011. Now described as a legendary centre-back, he is getting on a bit but I still love him. His disciplinary record hasn't been the best but that's added to his Roy Keane factor for me.
He was able to accrue 21 yellows and 4 reds in 2011.
But who gives a crap when you have a 6'3" centre back with 20 heading and marking, 19 tackling with pace and acceleration above 15?
Next we have one of my first great signings.
Gabor Simon. My heart weeps to see time take it's toll on my beloved Gabor. But still the memories we have shall live on forever.
Ciro Ledda. Italy captain and Portsmouth captain until 2022. Ciro is god damned awesome. He, Roberto and Gabor composed an iron defence for over a decade.
Mohamed Traore. Probably the only player in my FM career who entered my first team after having been loaned to Belgium for 3 years. This is why.
Something that I find strange is that I like having a 30+ goal striker, but in my 15 odd seasons, I have only had one year where someone reached that barrier. That guy was Dave Pearson who I thought would have flourished into a top, top player, but is still pretty awesome I guess.
Oh yeah. This guy is my current captain.
Just won his third consecutive world player of the year award.
World Football
Karim Benzema was pretty fantastic. 4 time world player of the year, 3 time footballer of the year, multiple golden boot winner, yadda yadda yadda.
Jose Mourinho has been the England manager for the last 10 years, guiding England to World Cup success in 2014.
Portsmouth won their first Champions League in 2021, followed by their second in 2023.
Sporting Lisbon also triumphed in the competition in 2018 with Marseille winning in the year before.
That's pretty much it.
Oh wait.
Scotland are the current World Cup holders.
Any requests?
edit: Game time - 25 days, 10 hours, 12 minutes.