It's time to come out of the closet....

[McGregor]

My last gay jokes of the night

Did you hear about the gay bank robber?
He tied up the safe and blew the guard.


Why do gay men make good linemen?
They love penetrating the defense.


Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
He loved taking deliveries in the rear.


What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!


Why was the gay sergeant fired?
For the way he drilled his troops.

 

[Haribo]

=
For the record Haribo/Andy, I don't dislike you any more than I did already. The fact that you're a fag makes me laugh more than anything else.

Your lucky, I don't go for black people.

 

[fluke88]

:no:

Well you do better then you prick!! :angry:

 

[Billy Minof]

So What if your Gay.

Do you want a Fag.

 

[Ziss]

Well you do better then you prick!! :angry:

You'll get shown the backdoor with jokes like that.

 

[GuyP]

Literally?

 

[best_at_pes]

Your lucky, I don't go for black people.

I didn't say you went for anyone. You could go for aids infested child molesters (if you're not one already) for all I care.
Although, it's nice to know that blacks everywhere are safe from your oestrogen oozing penis

 

[frank s rfc]

english plonkers

 

[GuyP]

I didn't say you went for anyone. You could go for aids infested child molesters (if you're not one already) for all I care.
Although, it's nice to know that blacks everywhere are safe from your oestrogen oozing penis

:laugh:

Wow...200-ish posts in less than a few hours!

 

[pbchillin]

Are you full gay, or like bisexual?

 

[BarnDoor]

The only way to settle this shit is to have a fucking orgy, every cunt at PES insight is invited. Cocks and minges are all welcome. Everyone bring a bottle and a dead animal, lets make a fucking night of it!

 

[Sweey]

It's innuendos, no apostrophe needed.

Considering English is Barry's second language, I don't really think correcting him is needed.

 

[JoeyM]

For some reason, this comes across to me as a massive joke thread, and remembering the "Zygalski arrested by Feds" thread, and my experience, or more so Lami's, with it, I'll refrain from voicing my opinion.

And be assured that if this does turn out to be a joke thread, then there will be bragging.

 

[frank s rfc]

com on msn then ya bams if u want a slaggin ya english cunt

 

[Ziss]

If it is a joke, and alot of the comments that have been made, alot very racist, there will be some banning. Some people won't be bragging then.

 

[pbchillin]

The only way to settle this shit is to have a fucking orgy, every cunt at PES insight is invited. Cocks and minges are all welcome. Everyone bring a bottle and a dead animal, lets make a fucking night of it!

hahaha, what a great idea, but surely we should put a post limit on it, i dont just want some random n00b with 4 posts trying to shaft me, when i know i could be getting it off a vet.

 

[best_at_pes]

Sweey, that was the point. Since it is his SECOND language, he should at least try to refrain from teaching me/others (if he's done so) about what's right and what's not as he did a while ago.

@Haribo, I feel the need to apologise. I should not have said anything as I don't normally insult fags. I strongly believe that them looking in the mirror is insulting enough.

 

[Davinche]

My last gay jokes of the night

Did you hear about the gay bank robber?
He tied up the safe and blew the guard.


Why do gay men make good linemen?
They love penetrating the defense.


Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
He loved taking deliveries in the rear.


What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!


Why was the gay sergeant fired?
For the way he drilled his troops.

They all made me giggle, but wernt laugh out loud funny,come onpeople more gay jokes!!

 

[Haribo]

com on msn then ya bams if u want a slaggin ya english cunt

Why, you happen to have the msn of someone who is good at insults?

Ones other than 'gayboi' or 'u poof'?

 

[GuyP]

hahaha, what a great idea, but surely we should put a post limit on it, i dont just want some random n00b with 4 posts trying to shaft me, when i know i could be getting it off a vet.

Meh...a cock is a cock at the end of the day.