Shoutbox FC - FIFA 16 Clubs [PS4]

[Makavelian]

Was gonna get this today but it was sold out at tesco and couldn't be arsed going anywhere else. Got to be the first time the football games have come out without me noticing. Definitely gonna pick it up soon.
Hope it's better than last year clubs. Just wasn't enjoyable last go round even if you are flying.

 

[BarnDoor]

Header from outside the area is a first even for me I think. The volley from outside the box was better, but that was meaningless since we lost and barely any fucker was on. 50 goals in 50 games is surely my best ratio ever, but I'm still missing a few easy ones.

So we're clearly doing something right but we're still pretty shit, a lot of talentlessness on display. Some of this is funny however, like Phats' miss.

 

[Dragonfly]

Here are the two own goals our CPU defenders decided to score. The second is impressive.

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[rebelinho]

Your keeper died in the second. He just... dropped dead to the right. RIP in peace to him.

 

[Original?]

The second looks so much like a foul, it's odd...

 

[Makavelian]

To O?. Since I started playing clubs I've usually always gone on the keeper like that at close free kicks but as it was out of my camera angle and I button bashed as you started running up to take it, must have been shoot the last button I pressed. I can assure you I wasn't being a cunt and stealing your glory haha.


Much more enjoyable clubs this year as it was. Wasn't keen last years clubs.

 

[Original?]

Is anyone around this evening? We need a few as I think we have one game left to stay up.

 

[Dragonfly]

I should be on from about 9pm.

 

[Bish]

Shoutbox FC are believed to be close to signing an in demand free agent to help improve their shit squad. It's believed he'll put pen to paper within the next week. Sources inside the club suggest he'll be put straight into the first team and anyone currently occupying his position in the starting XI can fuck off.

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[IronCity]

read it and weep Konami

 

[Ali]

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Source?

 

[BarnDoor]

I'd be very interested to know who this mystery acquisition is. I just hope he doesn't possess a mistaken belief that he has talent and go for long-range efforts whenever possible.

 

[Ali]

I'd be very interested to know who this mystery acquisition is. I just hope he doesn't possess a mistaken belief that he has talent and go for long-range efforts whenever possible.

I thought Sweey already played for you?



:joel:

 

[BarnDoor]

Indeed - unfortunately many of our team would fit that description.

 

[Ali]

Well, you know what they say - if you don't shoot, you don't score.

 

[Dragonfly]

It's the West German philosophy.

 

[Bish]

I was making mistakes I've never done/seen before on clubs last night :lol:. EA clearly doing this to me deliberately because of my VP.

I need to limit the slide tackles until I can read the opposition better. Takes so long to offload the ball at times.

 

[BarnDoor]

I can't deny - there were some hilarious Virgil-esque antics going on, like when that guy just shoved you to the ground and took the ball.

I think with that pen I challenged Sweey to the title of King Diver.

 

[Sweey]

I think with that pen I challenged Sweey to the title of King Diver.

:lol: I've had 5-7 penalties since switching to a left-footer :sweey:

I can whip some demonic crosses to the far post before getting level with the penalty area as well :sweey2:

 

[BarnDoor]

Your cross for the first was great. That was a fine goal all round.

I can't believe I hit the post twice within about 10 seconds.