You know you are a Grand Theft Auto addict when..

[:mrgreen:]

You know you are a Grand Theft Auto IV addict when..:

When you start speaking in a Serbian accent.

When you run people over & say, "sorry".

 

[Lörd TH]

You play it everyday for atleast 2 hours..

 

[Dragonfly]

When you get a migraine from playing it for 7 hours straight.

 

[Hunter]

You see a parked car and contemplate smashing the window through and hotwiring it.

 

[The Messiah]

When you expect a yellow taxi round every corner.

 

[Danvid]

when you look at your mobile expecting to see names like ,Roman and Playboy and you attempt to find the multiplayer option .

 

[:mrgreen:]

When you don't stop while actually being followed by cops.

 

[ads]

when you get a blowy from a prostitute in your car then when she's finished you kill her and take all her money.

:mellow:

 

[fick]

You start enjoying warm coffee and listening.

 

[StaVriS92]

when u start talking like Little Jacob

 

[TheAlchemist]

When you start mistaking Berger King for Berger Shot.

 

[The Messiah]

you text friends asking if they'd like to go Cluckin' Bell.

Yes or No?

 

[Dragonfly]

When you start pronouncing shot as chot.

When you expect to see a yellow arrow in front of your wardrobe.

 

[Papa]

When you wonder why your friends won't bring round a car full of weapons or a free cab when you call.

 

[Dragonfly]

When you see a pigeon and you're surprised that it's not surrounded in red light.

 

[lfcboy]

When your real cousin gets bullied and you yell "Don't mess with ROMAN!"

 

[stottmeister]

when walking past a good looking chic you mutter to yourself ''titties-titties-titties'' in your best Roman Belic voice..... ?

 

[freestyleh7]

When someone overtakes u on the M25, and ur saying "Fucking terrorist" in roman's voice.

 

[hulkamaphone]

you leave your crying 3 month old in his cot while you play it....

true story or not? you decide.

 

[S-D-P]

when you shoot someone in the face for bumping into your car.

When you stop playing football games for a week