Your PES3 stats if you were being realistic!

[asher b]

I discussed this thread idea with zyg, and i decided to start it.

What do you think your pes3 stats would be realistically if you were a real player?

be honest! and nobody take the piss... thats my job

ill start with mine:

Attack: 71
Defence: 5
Stamina: 65
Top Speed: 93
Acceleration: 79
Dribble Accuracy: 80
Dribble Speed: 7
General Passing: about 72-73
Shot accuracy: 74
Shot power: 87
Shot technique: 72
Free kick accuracy: 69
Curling: 68
Header: 47
Jump: 69
Technique: 84

yeah i know, i cant head for shit and i get knackered easily, but i can run that fast honest. i did 100m in 11.2 seconds once

 

[cjshp]

I maybe have these special ability

positioning

Reaction

Marking

D-line control

 

[Zoidberg]

Good thread

I'd probably be this:

Attack: 73
Defence: 76
Stamina: 54
Top Speed: 85
Acceleration: 90
Dribble Accuracy: 87
Dribble Speed: 7
General Passing: 64
Shot accuracy: 60
Shot power: 68
Shot technique: 78
Free kick accuracy: 75
Curling: 73
Header: 52
Jump: 88
Technique: 70

Special skill: Dribbling

They're probably better than what I really am...still it doesn't harm to have confidence I'm fast (not quite as fast as ashley, 200m in 24.8), can dribble well (scored a few goals starting from my own box...usually against crap teams but what the hell) and I can out-jump most people for headers, I just can't direct it or get any power

 

[asher b]

you're still 5 points better at heading than me!!!

thats pretty good still, why is your stamina so low? my 200m time would be about 27 seconds lol.

i only put the main stats down cos i didnt think many people would be arsed rating themselves on balance, aggression and so on...

 

[Zygalski]

I'm better at hockey than I am at footie so I'll add a little irrelevence and post both

Footie stats:

65 Attack
65 Defence
70 Balance
87 Stamina
85 Speed
88 Acceleration
89 Response
61 Dribble Accuracy
75 Dribble Speed
92 Short Pass Accuracy
81 Short Pass Speed
78 Long Pass Accuracy
72 Long Pass Speed
68 Shot Accuracy
65 Shot Power
70 Shot Technique
62 Header
72 Jump
84 Technique
73 Curving
78 Aggression
94 Mentality
89 Stability
79 Free Kick Accuracy
96 Team Work Ability


Hockey:

80 Attack
89 Defence
80 Balance
87 Stamina
85 Speed
88 Acceleration
89 Response
92 Dribble Accuracy
80 Dribble Speed
94 Short Pass Accuracy
84 Short Pass Speed
78 Long Pass Accuracy
75 Long Pass Speed
82 Shot Accuracy
84 Shot Power
86 Shot Technique
n/a Header
72 Jump
93 Technique
n/a Curving
78 Aggression
94 Mentality
89 Stability
80 Free Kick Accuracy
96 Team Work Ability

What can I say.... I'm better at using my hands than my feet

EDIT:-

i only put the main stats down cos i didnt think many people would be arsed rating themselves on balance, aggression and so on...

Oops.

 

[Zoidberg]

I stopped running in athletics a few years back, my stamina is just really bad now (too much beer, too little training) and I'm usually dead by half-time. It used to take me about 20 minutes to recover after the 200m sprints too, I even had to pull out of the relay one year because I was too knackered

 

[asher b]

too knackered lol.

zyg, u ponce u can pass a short ball fantastically (92) but when it comes to hitting a long ball, your accuracy drops by 14 points!

combined with the shot power rating of 65, it makes me question your ability to kick a ball that far

sorry, i was determined to take the piss out of someone, and you never get slated!!

 

[Zygalski]

It's OK. I'll let you have this one ash.
Check out my last reply in the Hints section though!

My all-round passing is quite good but it does depend on who you're playing with and against. For example, if I was hitting a cross to you from the wing, you'd probably miss it and that would count against me!

I tend to place the ball rather than blasting it in. So there. People usually have a wide range of powers to their shots and I try to concentrate on the accuracy side of it. If I tried, I could probably kick it quite hard but I'm not going to start lumping it around the pitch Bobby Carlos stylee.

 

[asher b]

hmm thats fair. apart from the bit about me... it would either be a shit pass or it would be in the net

anyway, you say you'll let me have it, then you go and explain yourself wheres your sense of fun? lol.

ill go check that reply, and leave this thread to get back 2 the topic.

 

[DeF*MnH]

Attack: 90
Defence: 20
Stamina: 50
Top Speed: 70
Acceleration: 90
Dribble Accuracy: 90
Dribble Speed: 40
General Passing: 90
Shot accuracy: 80
Shot power: 70
Shot technique: 80
Free kick accuracy: 80
Curling: 99
Header: 60
Jump: 90
Technique: 80
special: dribbling
2 foot faint
passing

 

[abbeyhill]

defence 85, balance 87, reaction 96, jump 80, keeper skills 84, special skill 1-1 GK

Everything else about 10-20!

 

[MatPhillips]

40 Attack
90 Defence
80 Balance
60 Stamina
70 Speed
65 Acceleration
90 Response
55 Dribble Accuracy
60 Dribble Speed
95 Short Pass Accuracy
80 Short Pass Speed
65 Long Pass Accuracy
70 Long Pass Speed
65 Shot Accuracy
65 Shot Power
70 Shot Technique
99 Header
85 Jump
90 Technique
65 Curving
80 Aggression
99 Mentality
95 Stability
60 Free Kick Accuracy
99 Team Work Ability

if i can add a few of my own

Positional play 99
Slide Tackle 97
timing 99 (never been booked/sent off, in fact i've probably fouled less than 10 times in my life, honest)
captaincy 10
leadership 25

 

[tom pain]

Attack: 60
Defence: 75
Balance: 70
Stamina: 74
Top Speed: 81
Acceleration: 85
Response: 75
Dribble Accuracy: 65
Dribble Speed: 80
Short Pass Accuracy: 93
Short Pass Speed: 80
Long Pass Accuracy: 75
Long Pass Speed: 70
Shot accuracy: 80
Shot power: 90
Shot technique: 85
Free kick accuracy: 80
Curling: 80
Header: 60
Jump: 70
Technique: 75
Aggression: 65
Mentality: 85
Stability: 80
Team Work Ability: 90

Special: Outside of boot
Marking

Thta's if I perform as well as I can and when I'm in the mood - otherwise you can take 10-15 off each of them!

 

[mutu]

lol these people here are funny that think any of their stats (maybe one) are gonna be in the 90s

it was meant to be - keyword approaching - realistic

90 Defence
90 Response
95 Short Pass Accuracy
99 Header
90 Technique
99 Mentality
95 Stability
99 Team Work Ability
Positional play 99
Slide Tackle 97
timing 99 (never been booked/sent off, in fact i've probably fouled less than 10 times in my life, honest)

why dont you play for real madrid mat? turn them down?

Me: REALISTICLY
62 Attack
59 Defence
48 Balance
61 Stamina
72 Speed
93 Acceleration (how long it takes for you to reach ur top speed before u start bitchin idiots)
72 Response (how well you latch onto passes and high balls before u start bitchin idiots)
59 Dribble Accuracy
65 Dribble Speed
64 Short Pass Accuracy
66 Short Pass Speed
60 Long Pass Accuracy
63 Long Pass Speed
64 Shot Accuracy
62 Shot Power
63 Shot Technique
35 Header
52 Jump
61 Technique
62 Free Kick Accuracy
74 Curving
88 Aggression (how often you try and take on/go around a player before u start bitchin idiots)
86 Mentality (how well you cope when losing before u start bitchin idiots)
62 Team Work Ability

 

[MatPhillips]

my 90's are realistic

 

[mutu]

so, youre the best in the world at heading? better then any professional footballer?

these are pes3 stats mat i dont think one player has heading of 99!

arg man utd fans

 

[MatPhillips]

ok then lets take them individually

i'll change 90 to 80 in Defence

90 Response thats about right

95 Short Pass Accuracy how hard is it to pass the ball 10-20 yards really?

99 Header Fantastic header of the ball i'll drop no lower than 95

90-82 Technique ok i'll give you that

99 Mentality correct

95 Stability correct

99 Team Work Ability correct

Positional play 99 correct

Slide Tackle 97->90-92

timing 99- i think playing in defence week in week out and never been booked/sent off, and fouling less than 1 time a season speaks for its self really

as for Real Madrid, they only offered me 55k a week, i'm holding out for 70!!!

nah mate, dodgy knee, it takes me twenty mins in the morning before i can walk properly!

and the b*stard doctors still cant figure out whats wrong!!

when i bend it, it sounds like undoing velcro...LITERALLY

 

[Haz-e]

oh come ON! People have put down 90s for some things! MAYBE people could get away with having over 80 on the physical side of things but yo be honest I don't think there are many people not playing for a club who'd get over 60 on any stat.
Think about it ~goes to Grinch mode~, if you put shot power 90 that might not seem too godlike compared to some players in the game but you just said that you can hit a ball harder than Clarence Seedorf (scorer of the fabled half way line scorcher).
I'm being grumpy now because I've gotten drunk 2 nights in a row and i'm suffering from the consequences but seriously guys, most of our stats would be like:

48 Attack
51 Defence
58 Balance
68 Stamina
76 Speed
74 Acceleration
72 Response
56 Dribble Accuracy
32 Dribble Speed
57 Short Pass Accuracy
60 Short Pass Speed
38 Long Pass Accuracy
47 Long Pass Speed
56 Shot Accuracy
67 Shot Power
66 Shot Technique
35 Header
60 Jump
67 Technique
52 Free Kick Accuracy
64 Curving
85 Aggression
86 Mentality
85 Team Work Ability

And NO ONE's 90s are realistic =P. Apologies to anyone who plays for a team by the way, unless it's Leeds ~hides from ashley~

 

[tom pain]

oh come ON! People have put down 90s for some things! MAYBE people could get away with having over 80 on the physical side of things but yo be honest I don't think there are many people not playing for a club who'd get over 60 on any stat.
Think about it ~goes to Grinch mode~, if you put shot power 90 that might not seem too godlike compared to some players in the game but you just said that you can hit a ball harder than Clarence Seedorf (scorer of the fabled half way line scorcher).
I'm being grumpy now because I've gotten drunk 2 nights in a row and i'm suffering from the consequences but seriously guys, most of our stats would be like:

And NO ONE's 90s are realistic =P. Apologies to anyone who plays for a team by the way, unless it's Leeds ~hides from ashley~

I was doing my stats as if everyone in the game was my age (16). If you want my stats to be like I was in the game you can halve most things (things like Short Pass Accuracy and Acceleration would be lowered slightly).

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

This'd be me:

Attack: 9
Defence: 13
Balance: 8
Stamina: 11
Top Speed: 16
Acceleration: 4
Response: 3
Agility: 8
Dribble Accuracy: 2
Dribble Speed: 9
Short Pass Accuracy: 28
Short Pass Speed: 39
Long Pass Accuracy: 23
Long Pass Speed: 37
Shot Accuracy: 2
Shot Power: 3,412
Shot Technique: 48
Free-Kick Accuracy: 25
Curling: 17
Header: 47
Jump: 30
Technique: 32
Aggression: 3
Mentality: 17
Consistency: 3
Goalkeeping Skills: 2
Teamwork: 4,219,428.81-ish
Condition/Fitness: 1

SPECIAL ABILITY

Spelling
Cooking
Reading with the light off

Go on ashley, mock me - I dare you. See what you get in return.