Your PES3 stats if you were being realistic!

[Winning 11]

This is for WE7 not PES3:

Attack - 75
Defence -90
Balance 85
Stamina 97
Speed 75
Acceleration 77
Response 95
Dribble Accuracy 51
Dribble Speed 60
Short Pass Accuracy 95
Short Pass Speed 91
Long Pass Accuracy 80
Long Pass Speed 75
Shot Accuracy 78
Shot Power 70
Shot Technique 85
Header 30
Jump 65
Technique 98
Curving 62
Aggression 50
Mentality 99
Stability 90
Free Kick Accuracy THIS SHIT SUCKS 0
Team Work Ability 98

 

[Haz-e]

but the point of this thread was to match yourself against the current players, not the current players if they were 16 =P

 

[asher b]

thats true. and haz-e u can slag leeds off all you want, ill even join in. anyone who loses 3-1 to wolves need burning and replacing with trained monkeys.

i think the only stats that anyone here could really have on 95+ are pace, stamina, shot power and the mental abilities. and i dont think anyone could have more than 4 90's unless they are in a team.

but im liking the fact people are putting ridiculous stats and raising debate. its fun

it would be good to see what konami would rate us all. i bet we'd be quite a way off what we think.

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Ashley, are you trying to say Konami wouldn't give me just over 4 million for Teamwork? *tearsinmyeyessmiley*

I thought we were a team...

 

[Tseno]

Here are my stats:
Attack: 70
Defence: 83
Stamina: 95
Top Speed: 75
Acceleration: 71
Dribble Accuracy: 63
Dribble Speed: 63
General Passing: 84
Shot accuracy: 70
Shot power: 81
Shot technique: 69
Free kick accuracy: 70
Curling: 69
Header: 71
Jump: 70
Technique: 72
Teamwork: 96
Mentality: 94

Defensive midfielder in real life

Btw, good thread!

 

[ChelseaDave]

okey dokey

Attack:78
Defence:64
Balance:80
Stamina:92 (long distance runner)
Speed:89 (Sprinter aswell )
Accelaration:92
Response:89
Dribble Accuracy:83
Dribble speed:74
short passing (general):82
long passing (general):89
shot accuracy:79
shot power: 99
shot technique: 74
Header:92
Jump:83
Curving:83
Aggression:78
Mentality:80
FK Accuracy:69
Teamwork:92

special skills: Playmaking, Passing, 1-1 scoring.

been a little modest on some, but hey, i like to think im good

 

[asher b]

lol, nifty i missed that. no, you daft twat, how can u have a stat of 4000 when they stop at 99?

 

[mutu]

Apologies to anyone who plays for a team by the way, unless it's Leeds ~hides from ashley~

qpr school boys count? also used to play for watford

i think mine were pretty realistic, noone over 60 whoever said that was a little harsh, i think some 80s are reasonable

its just funny how you can tell the people that watch the tele and go im better then that, even qpr who train behind me old school and i used to watch every science and maths lesson were amazingly good

 

[asher b]

that aint fair!

 

[mutu]

what aint fair? the training ground thing? wasps train there too! YAY! har har and we used to do pe on the same pitch as them - as avid merrion would say

"i could smell their sweat! mmmm celabrities"

 

[joerog]

wow, that's amazing! I'd love that. Was a therea huge gap in ability between you and your mates and the players?

 

[mutu]

well more then i thought thered have been anyway, i mean they are only second division

but the things they were doin shit, sometimes they had football-tennis games with the ball up in the air for at least 15 minutes

must say we did used to nick our fair share of stray balls though yes i admit it im a petty criminal

 

[Haz-e]

well clearly I'd have all 99s, you're looking (sort of) the best right back in the world (again, sort of) =D

 

[adams9802]

well I can run around alot but since I really like to kick opponets and tackle unfairly my stats would be low and I would be quite uselessas for I would be suspended every other game

 

[Haz-e]

yeah I tend to cheat just to annoy people, palming it out of the area and such 8D

 

[adams9802]

yeah I tend to cheat just to annoy people, palming it out of the area and such 8D

I perfer to do it big dunc style jabs to the ribs trying to snap their acl andtwist their legs in tackles

 

[Rors]

LoL if your stats were like that in real life you would all be pro's . ......

So im being relistic i would say all our stats would be low 30's and thats being kind .....

Compared to normal players maybe all your stats would be that high ....

 

[sheringham316]

Sheringham:316

60 Attack
45 Defence
40 Balance
38 Stamina
65 Speed
72 Acceleration
83 Response
80 Dribble Accuracy
89 Dribble Speed
62 Short Pass Accuracy
60 Short Pass Speed
35 Long Pass Accuracy
17 Long Pass Speed
61 Shot Accuracy
57 Shot Power
54 Shot Technique
10 Header
85 Jump
62 Technique
30 Curving
87 Aggression
90 Mentality
64 Stability
45 Free Kick Accuracy
52 Team Work Ability


I think ive been a little harsh on my self, but i love to improve!! I used to be waay waay quicker but i kinda stoped taking my inhalers abit, mainly casue i forget to take um. Yes i have asthma
I think we're all gettin different result depending how we tend to treat oursleves. Some may really look up to Shev, henry and think to oursleves i can never run half as fast as them. Others different. Its all based on what you think about you. I am trying to compare me to a certain player, but if your not you'll proberly find yourself with a higher score.

 

[umdiddley]

Attack: 60
Defence: 30
Balance: 80
Stamina: 40
Top Speed: 70
Acceleration: 79
Response: 50
Agility: 70
Dribble Accuracy: 40
Dribble Speed: 85
Short Pass Accuracy: 60
Short Pass Speed: 80
Long Pass Accuracy: 75
Long Pass Speed: 65
Shot Accuracy: 20
Shot Power: 80
Shot Technique: 20
Free-Kick Accuracy: 60
Curling: 80 ( i swear if you use beckham's shot technique you can curl the ball so much did this dozens ov times in the park)
Header: 20
Jump: 80
Technique: 60
Aggression: 10
Mentality: 90
Consistency: 3
Goalkeeping Skills: 1
Teamwork: 60
Condition/Fitness: 3
Weak Foot Acc: 6

 

[Zygalski]

How does this work?
Let's say that a heading stat of 99 means it always goes where you want it to. So a heading stat of 1 would mean it goes in the opposite direction to where you want it to go?