Your PES3 stats if you were being realistic!

[Nifty1Pound50]

Well, no, it's playing against adults who are in their prime fitness age. It can be frustrating because even small-looking 25 year olds have a lot more upper-body strength than most 17 year olds. Still, last night we won 14-4 at a canter, with no subs.

It's very satisfying to get stuck in and out-bustle adults, especially when they start thinking they're better than you simply because they're older. If anything, they're disrespectful and arrogant towards the skill of youth, when the fact often remains that we are simply better footballers than them.

 

[Jasper]

oh shut up you ya wee arse,honestly man....satisfying to out-bustle adults....It'd be satisfying to out-bustle you

 

[Jasper]

I'm twice your age, 32, and therefore already in footballing decline, even as a keeper! In another couple of years Pro Evolution will be all I've got left!

Nah you'll keep playin' as an amateur until well into your 40's if you're good.I'm a keeper tae,I take it you're fae Abbeyhill then m8?

 

[Nifty1Pound50]

Ooh, I apologise "fae" not making up words that aren't in the dictionary.

As a 17 year old 'kid,' it is actually satisfying if you come out of a game against 25 year old adults after having given a good physical and technical account of yourself. So rather than attempt to piss on my parade, you should try less hard to be "cool" and try harder to be supportive and friendly.

You can't upset me by calling me "wee." It just makes me laugh at you whilst imagining you playing on your local park slide wearing that stupid Yashin goalkeeper shirt.

 

[humph71]

Realistically, I think my stats would just better Marij's - Sunday pub league runouts really havent attracted the scouts for all the years I've been playing.

We actually set up a ML team to reflect a load of mates who played (with a little bit of generosity on the odd stat), and have been playing it on 4* with 4player mode - still languishing in 2nd division after 4 seasons - our one 'good' player had trials for Southampton, but was a bit unlucky and injury prone and never made it - and PES3 is great for mirroring him and rest of us.

Its brilliant to be able to yell abuse at players you know when they miss an open goal, esp as in some cases they are sat next to you! lol

 

[drunkensailor]

give me 99 dribble accuracy and 90 dribble speed, about 80 shooting and 99 technique, 85 long pass, 95 short pass, long pass speed 72 or so and short pwas speed 80, attacking 88, defensively 80, agression 95, team play 52, stamina 12, acceleration 80 and speed 70, free kick accuracy 85, curling 90, 75 agilityconsistancy 6, fitness 4 that would be it I assume, I have better technique then most pro players but I'm in a horrible condition

 

[KabiraJ]

Attack: 90
Defence: 49
Balance: 70
Stamina: 74
Top Speed: 89
Acceleration: 82
Response: 75
Dribble Accuracy: 89
Dribble Speed: 87
Short Pass Accuracy: 90
Short Pass Speed: 80
Long Pass Accuracy: 86
Long Pass Speed: 76
Shot accuracy: 86
Shot power: 72
Shot technique: 85
Free kick accuracy: 80
Curling: 79
Header: 60
Jump: 70
Technique: 92
Aggression: 65
Mentality: 76
Stability: 75
Team Work Ability: 75

 

[LeChuck]

Attack: 88
Defence: 94
Stamina: 75
Top Speed: 93
Acceleration: 86
Dribble Accuracy: 87
Dribble Speed: 81
Short Pass Accuracy: 81
Short Pass Speed: 74
Long Pass Accuracy: 86
Long Pass Speed: 77
Shot Accuracy: 83
Shot power: 92
Shot technique: 87
Free kick accuracy: 44
Curling: 71
Header: 7
Jump: 73
Technique: 88

Balance: 57
Response: 93
Keeper Skills: 87
Consistency: 6

Positions: GK and FW

I've been a goalie since the age of 6, but two years ago I became fed up with it and wanted to do something new.

Now, I'm a striker and amazingly enough, I cope pretty well too (judging from the level I play on, 3. division). Having the goalie experience really gives me an edge and makes the box positioning, runs and finishing easier since I have conducted a defence myself and therefore knows how it works. Just don't give me any high balls cause I'll probably stand my ground cause I'm crap at heading, and don't try to tackle me - I'm good at making a scene.

Strength: positioning, finishing, pace
Weaknesses: balance, heading

Heh..

 

[dorval]

my stats

i don't play shit but here are my stats...

attack 75
defence 41
stamina 35
top speed(lololol) 40
acceleration 65
dribble acc 85
dribble speed 50
short pass speed 82
short pass accuracy 80
long pass speed 90
long pass accuracy 87
shot acc 75
shot power 94
shot tech 82
fk acc 85
curling 86
head 20
jump 35
tech 83 (only on my left foot )

my special attributes are passing i guess and playmaking...but i am a bit slow...

 

[Totti]

Attack: 74
Defence: 86
Stamina: 65
Top Speed: 81
Acceleration: 88
Dribble Accuracy: 83
Dribble Speed: 77
Short Passing: 82
Long Passing: 92
Shot accuracy: 86
Shot power: 73
Shot technique: 84
Free kick accuracy: 88
Curling: 93
Header: 47
Jump: 76
Technique: 82

Special Abilities:

Marking and Passing

 

[LeChuck]

i don't play shit but here are my stats...

attack 75
defence 41
stamina 35
top speed(lololol) 40
acceleration 65
dribble acc 85
dribble speed 50
short pass speed 82
short pass accuracy 80
long pass speed 90
long pass accuracy 87
shot acc 75
shot power 94
shot tech 82
fk acc 85
curling 86
head 20
jump 35
tech 83 (only on my left foot )

my special attributes are passing i guess and playmaking...but i am a bit slow...

A playmaker is supposed to be slow, that's why he's a playmaker..

 

[Tobesrobbo]

Attack: 50
Defence: 65
Balance: 25
Stamina: 38
Top Speed: 65
Acceleration: 60
Response: 50
Agility: 69
Dribble Accuracy: 20
Dribble Speed: 10
Short Pass Accuracy: 60
Short Pass Speed: 60
Long Pass Accuracy: 75
Long Pass Speed: 60
Shot Accuracy: 10
Shot Power: 98
Shot Technique: 25
Free-Kick Accuracy: erm 1.5
Curling: 85
Header: 97 (i have a numb head!)
Jump: 45
Technique: 57
Aggression: 99
Mentality: 80
Consistency: 7 out ov 8
Goalkeeping Skills: 82-85
Teamwork: 94 (i cant do anything myself so i let the others do it!)
Condition/Fitness: in a morning 0, when im actually awake 3
Weak Foot Acc:6 out ov 8

thats about as honest as u could possibly get!

 

[Hunter]

thats a very late post Tobesrobbo it is over a year ago since their was a post ....
rather confused..

 

[tdbbear1]

mine would be top speed 99, accleration 99, Dribble Speed 99
i do the 100m in 8.97sec

 

[Ogopa Djz]

Lupez stats'z


Attack: 82
Defence: 30
Stamina: 40
Top Speed: 70
Acceleration: 70
Dribble Accuracy: 90
Dribble Speed: 80
General Passing: 80
Long Pass Acc:89
Long Pass power:70
Short pass Acc:90
Short pass power:70
Shot accuracy: 85
Shot power: 70
Shot technique: 70
Free kick accuracy: 93
Curling: 88
Header: 0
Jump: 80
Technique: 80

Special skill: Dribbling, Passing and Freekicks.

Thats really all i practice at. Tie up a tire in a goal and spend countless hours trying to get the ball in.I also play an Americanized version of Panna KO, which is kinda fun.

 

[Barry]

mine would be top speed 99, accleration 99, Dribble Speed 99
i do the 100m in 8.97sec

If so you could run a worldrecord...and if you can, what the hell are you doing here?

 

[Haribo]

Attack: 67
Defence: 90
Stamina: 50
Top Speed: 82
Acceleration: 92
Dribble Accuracy: 62
Dribble Speed: 75
General Passing: 82
Long Pass Acc:92
Long Pass power:83
Short pass Acc:80
Short pass power:72
Shot accuracy: 81
Shot power: 83
Shot technique: 63
Free kick accuracy: 88
Curling: 92
Header: 10
Jump: 50
Technique: 80

Special skill: Long pass, defense and Freekicks.

 

[Tenacious D]

Attack: 69
Defence: 81
Stamina: 85
Top Speed: 80
Acceleration: 70
Dribble Accuracy: 51
Dribble Speed: 70
General Passing: 65
Long Pass Acc:80
Long Pass power:74
Short pass Acc:50
Short pass power:30
Shot accuracy: 70
Shot power: 81
Shot technique: 60
Free kick accuracy: 50
Curling: 65
Header: 80
Jump: 70
Technique: 65

Special skill: Long pass, defense , PKS