Your PES3 stats if you were being realistic!

[Mambo]

So here are my stats... They are a little bit high but what the hell, you live only once. I play football a lot with my friends, and I am always the best player on the pitch so... I don't know... Anyway here they are:

92 Attack
61 Defence
90 Balance
86 Stamina
91 Speed
96 Acceleration
79 Response
98 Dribble Acc
92 Dribble Sp
83 Short Pass Acc
92 Short Pass Sp
97 Long Pass Acc
92 Long Pass Sp
92 Shot Acc
97 Shot Sp
93 Shot Tech
74 Head
82 Jump
92 Technique
84 Curving
90 Aggresion
73 Mentality
72 Stability
85 FK Acc
63 Team Work

I think we've just found the next Maradona lads

 

[asher b]

mat phillips, youre probably right

mutu, say someone has a stat of 50, and then someone has a stat of 99, that doesnt mean they are 49 times better! it just means they are better. maybe twice as good? its not really possible to measure that way.

 

[Jasper]

so who do you play for

 

[Jasper]

ashley,my pc is not beside my computerso could you give me a list of every stat?

 

[asher b]

92 Attack
61 Defence
90 Balance
86 Stamina
91 Speed
96 Acceleration
79 Response
98 Dribble Acc
92 Dribble Sp
83 Short Pass Acc
92 Short Pass Sp
97 Long Pass Acc
92 Long Pass Sp
92 Shot Acc
97 Shot Sp
93 Shot Tech
74 Head
82 Jump
92 Technique
84 Curving
90 Aggresion
73 Mentality
72 Stability
85 FK Acc
-- Keeper Skills
63 Team Work

just copied that maradona fellas, replace the stats with your own

 

[Rors]

Can i have all your autographs you guy's are the best footballers in the world .....

 

[asher b]

they aint my stats, jasper asked for a list of stats, so i copied the other god-like persons stats cos they were the first i found

 

[Haz-e]

Just to put Towdhino's stats in perspective for those of you not 'in the know' (oh how cool am I!?) those stats make him better than:

Glenn Hoddle
Chris Waddle
Gary Lineker
Dario Silva

well, you get the picture

 

[Dominic.]

Everyone who has their stats high (passing above 50 is high) should really be ashamed. How arrogant are you guys! come on! With stats in the 90's and still thinking you're being modest!
I bet most of us aren't even good enough to get in your local team's third amateur squad.

According to the stats of most of you guys, you could play in the first team of Real Madrid... riiiiight.
MatPhillips you're just being sad, you probably wouldn't last 10 minutes in a proffesional game.

 

[mutu]

i think ashley needs to go back to school
heres your lunch box now on your way

OR, we can bring school - to the forums

everybody now, is 99 49x50?
no- it definately isnt, now is 50x2 99? - weeeell near enough

twice as good, which is what i said u f'in plonker

i dunno what imaginary post you read but it wasnt mine

i said 99 was 33 times better then 3, and 99 - 50 times better then 2, not 99= 49 times better then 50

 

[Towdinho]

just copied that maradona fellas, replace the stats with your own

Sorry... Maybe I was a little bit unrealistic But after playing with my 6 year older friends I thought I'm really good. I have been playing football since I was only a child. So as I'm only 16 take away from every stat about 15 points. But in the future I''ll have those stats... I'm quite sure about it.

 

[Dominic.]

Or how about - 46 ?

 

[Zygalski]

OK you can say my footie stats are too high but no-one can saying nuffink about my hockey stats. Innit.

 

[Jasper]

I'm a goalie,therefore I will only rate the adequate stats
Attack
Defence
balance-89
stamina-75
Speed-70
Acceleration-76
Response-83
Dribble Acc-62
Dribble Sp-70
Short Pass Acc-58
92 Short Pass-Sp-64
Long Pass Acc-84
Long Pass Sp-66
Shot Acc-
Shot Sp-
Shot Tech-
Head-
Jump-94
Technique-80
Curving-
Aggresion-93(one-on-one reaction basically)
Mentality-85
Stability-95
FK Acc-
Keeper Skills-95
Team Work-88

 

[mutu]

for goalkeepers the agression stat is how much you come out to get balls / for corners and crosses and that

like barthez's would be 219 - but its not his fault, he's an idiot you see?

 

[Giggsy11]

Attack: 80
Defence: 79
Stamina: 50
Top Speed: 92
Acceleration: 94
Dribble Accuracy: 84
Dribble Speed: 85
General Passing: 83
Shot accuracy: 80
Shot power: 87
Shot technique: 75
Free kick accuracy: 76
Curling: 76
Header: 68
Jump: 89
Technique:73

1 on 1 goalie
Penalty goalie

My stamina has got to be the worst in the forums, I have major heart problems where my heart goes out of control and looses its beats, I once just had a shot without moving and it came on..and i had to have a rest for the next 2 hours and my mates where stood there waiting.

 

[Jasper]

yeah,and how far you will come to grab the ball at the feet of a sprinting striker

 

[Spike]

I haven't played football on a full size pitch in years, and only played 5-a-side a few times recently, so....

60- Attack
60- Defence
85- Balance
55- Stamina
85- Speed
90- Acceleration
85- Response
55- Dribble Acc
50- Dribble Sp
60- Short Pass Acc
50- Short Pass Sp
35- Long Pass Acc
55- Long Pass Sp
55- Shot Acc
70- Shot Sp
45- Shot Tech
30- Head (never happen, I don't even try)
60- Jump
35- Technique
35- Curving
75- Aggresion
75- Mentality
75- Stability
35- FK Acc


I've tried to be honest, and reflect the fact that although I may be fast, my control isn't great, and I tried to come up with scores comparable to those given to "real" players as seen in PES3.

 

[Dominic.]

Attack: 80
Defence: 79
Stamina: 50
Top Speed: 92
Acceleration: 94
Dribble Accuracy: 84
Dribble Speed: 85
General Passing: 83
Shot accuracy: 80
Shot power: 87
Shot technique: 75
Free kick accuracy: 76
Curling: 76
Header: 68
Jump: 89
Technique:73

1 on 1 goalie
Penalty goalie

My stamina has got to be the worst in the forums, I have major heart problems where my heart goes out of control and looses its beats, I once just had a shot without moving and it came on..and i had to have a rest for the next 2 hours and my mates where stood there waiting.

Yes but on skill you could easily play for Any European topteam..... A-hum!


P.S Zygalski noone is interested in your Hockey skills . And I do you think you're being arrogant.

 

[abbeyhill]

I'm a goalie,therefore I will only rate the adequate stats
Attack
Defence
balance-89
stamina-75
Speed-70
Acceleration-76
Response-83
Dribble Acc-62
Dribble Sp-70
Short Pass Acc-58
92 Short Pass-Sp-64
Long Pass Acc-84
Long Pass Sp-66
Shot Acc-
Shot Sp-
Shot Tech-
Head-
Jump-94
Technique-80
Curving-
Aggresion-93(one-on-one reaction basically)
Mentality-85
Stability-95
FK Acc-
Keeper Skills-95
Team Work-88

who do you play for, Jasper?