Medieval 2: Total War [PC]

[Usul]

I'll give you a tenner if you can guess who i am on there. If you have some idea don't blurt it out to the world because expect three assassins off their head on drugs to come crashing through your window and teabag you to death

If you expect me to go into that forum and track you down by reading random posts, forget it.

Well, i did for a bit. I thought my best chance would be to go into the awards section and see if you had been given any. I remember you said that you were respected in those boards. Anyway, every post was far too flowery and nice to resemble anything BarnDoorish, so i desisted. I might register there when Medieval2 comes out. It looks like my kind of site and the layout and overall atmosphere was to my liking. Are you in one of those clans?

Fuck it. I'm going to register now. Send me your username if you want me to do that referral thing.

 

[Usul]

Blue Lotus is astounding. Although, it lacks a little in the landscape and unit graphic department. Regardless, it is such a pleasure watching Samurais march into battle.

 

[Venolan]

Age of Mythology for me, though it lacks units and why can't you change your team colour? :mellow:

 

[BarnDoor]

Here's the Scots unit roster if anyone wants a gander, along with the Poles and Hungarians:

http://www.totalwar.org.pl/?ShowGal=57

It was all going fine until I saw the Scottish units - they stink of fucking rancid shit. They justed watched Braveheart and didn't look at one historical source. They didn't wear kilts nor facepaint, and they did not look like rancid boxes.

The Hungarian Battlefield Assasins also concerns me greatly, I thought CA might have done their research on this but now I'm hitting the panic button. How can the Muslims factions, Byzantines and even the Aztecs be so good yet they can't get the country next door right?

 

[Usul]

Your Lordship, someone needs to activate my account you know where. I have PMed the dastardly admins but they've ignored me so far.

 

[BarnDoor]

Your Lordship, someone needs to activate my account you know where. I have PMed the dastardly admins but they've ignored me so far.

Oh, can you only post in the Entrance Hall? Because you need to kind of stay in there for a while (a week or two) before they upgrade you to a senior member so you can post everywhere. Its wank I know.

 

[Barry]

Here's the Scots unit roster if anyone wants a gander, along with the Poles and Hungarians:

http://www.totalwar.org.pl/?ShowGal=57

It was all going fine until I saw the Scottish units - they stink of fucking rancid shit. They justed watched Braveheart and didn't look at one historical source. They didn't wear kilts nor facepaint, and they did not look like rancid boxes.

The Hungarian Battlefield Assasins also concerns me greatly, I thought CA might have done their research on this but now I'm hitting the panic button. How can the Muslims factions, Byzantines and even the Aztecs be so good yet they can't get the country next door right?

True, they fucked it up a bit there. Although for the player not really into history they are easily recognizable as they probably have seen Braveheart so they think 'har har look at the kilts and paint they must be teh scots'

 

[Usul]

The demo has been released. Don't bother downloading it if your CPU doesn't have SSE2 technology. :crymore:

 

[BarnDoor]

And guess whose fucking doesn't either? I've known since Saturday and was fucking heartbroken. Well I'll just have to upgrade it - its gonna cost a load but this is Total War, I mean what fucking choice do I have?!?

 

[g33k]

Play Shogun instead

 

[Barry]

I'm going to give it a shot. A fiver says I don't have what it takes to run the evil demo.

 

[BarnDoor]

CA have now said that the proper game will not require SSE2 technology, but I still might upgrade my processor, I'm not sure.

 

[Usul]

And guess whose fucking doesn't either? I've known since Saturday and was fucking heartbroken.

Aye, it was one of the saddest moments in my entire gaming career.

CA have now said that the proper game will not require SSE2 technology, but I still might upgrade my processor, I'm not sure.

That's a relief. It really is.

I don't want to have to upgrade my comp yet but even my trusty Radeon 9000 is obsolete now.

I'm going to give it a shot. A fiver says I don't have what it takes to run the evil demo.

Good luck!

 

[BarnDoor]

Apparenty they are releasing an new demo in late october for us cunts without SSE.

 

[Usul]

Apparenty they are releasing an new demo in late october for us cunts without SSE.

:happy:

Aye, i understand that it will in fact be the official demo. Some people say that the current one was leaked, which would explain why there is no such download in the official site and why it isn't compatible with old systems.

You know, a thread in your realm was locked just because some guy had a rant and it wasn't even that offensive. :mellow:

BTW, your super mod is very impressive.

 

[BarnDoor]

:happy:

Aye, i understand that it will in fact be the official demo. Some people say that the current one was leaked, which would explain why there is no such download in the official site and why it isn't compatible with old systems.

You know, a thread in your realm was locked just because some guy had a rant and it wasn't even that offensive. :mellow:

BTW, your super mod is very impressive.

Its good isn't? Age of warlords is my other one i'm working on with my brother and i must say its looking very goos indeed

 

[Usul]

Its good isn't? Age of warlords is my other one i'm working on with my brother and i must say its looking very goos indeed

Your brother? Isn't he autistic?

 

[BarnDoor]

Unfortunately I have another, though sometimes you wouldn't be able to guess who the autistic one was.

 

[Usul]

Unfortunately I have another, though sometimes you wouldn't be able to guess who the autistic one was.

:laugh:

I have two as well and they're both equally annoying.

 

[BarnDoor]

Lads - get on Amazon UK now and pre-order Medieval II. At Tuesday at 9GMT they will send you a link to download a brand new demo, including the Battle of Otumba! Then, cancel you pre-order! Yes I personally am wanking in anticipation of slaughtering thousands of Aztecs and sexually abusing their corpses - my right hand is dead so I've moved onto my left.

Also, this will only require SSE (not SSE2), as will the final game, so all us poor folks are okay!