Well, it'd just be a laugh innit? I dunno maybe it might thin out some of the pointless banter that goes on in threads.
I know why you don't want it! Because you're scared of my superior wit. As is, people have got a good few minutes to think of a comeback and it levels the playing field. But in real time, no one could keep up with me. I can understand the motivation, but it's not my fault that I'm so talented.